My exciting blog

2007-12-30T00:38:00.000+08:00

i've been busy stuffing my mouth with food and hanging out with my darlings!
i ate so much at cafe iguana that i got bus-sick and ended up walking home from some obsure bus stop. till. i realised it's too late and it's too far for my heels to carry me home. so i flagged a cab. which is super expensive now. like helloooo it's 5 bucks to bring me home when the distance is joggable in say 20 min. if u jog fast and are fit and healthy-something i am not now.

i am now under-exercised and over eating. my mummy has been nagging at me to stop eating and lose some weight. because i have been fat, i am now on a diet. esp after jon told me his bro fasted for a day. and jem kong is a big guy. if he can do it, so can i. hahahah! first step was refusing snacks at yuna's party. then stopping myself from eating too much of the monkey pie thing. and drinking only ONE and 1/4 shot of this yummy chocolate shots jialee got from aust. so yayness. soon i'll be able to eat less. plus school is restarting with all its un appetitising food so i think i'll be able to do that detox thing and finally resemble an anorexic's diet for at least one day. AHAHAHAHA. i've been saying this since sec 3. i still am not anorexic for one day. hahahah. we'll see.

and because i have encouraging friends/fiends like huilian who in all her skinniness reminds me that she is told she is fat by her friend. i am inclined to stick to the diet so i will not look elsewhere when the DIET word is mentioned.

the new year is round the corner. so this is one resolution i have. yay! i'd better stick to it this time and make my mummy proud. hahahha.

since i have dedicated an entire entry to my anorexic diet i will make it work, before even my dad tells me to be anorexic. and so this is my parting shot-i must not succumb to anymore ben and jerry's. even if the one at dempsey is supremely pretty and inviting.

toodles!

2007-11-01T21:05:00.000+08:00

I am a busy 19 year-old. hahahah!

lemme see, there was nola's emo last date + sendoff.

i made her a really sweeet scrapbook and you know how i'm not exactly a very handy girl. hahaha.

there was public health screening when i wowed everyone with my multi-lingualism. hahahaaaha. i am so smug. i know.

ben turned 21 and we gave him 12 shots in lieu of 21 coz we didnt want him to die. plus it was a thursday.

jeslyn asked the funniest qns "do you dig your nose in public when no one is looking" and these were followed by GROSS anecdotes which i didnt really have to know abt!

jeslyn and marcus turned 19 and we had this ELABORATE surprise for them! started with pimping ben's car and pretending to not friend ben to bluff marcus and to successfully surprise him!

my drawings for them drew rave reviews from ben.
he totally believes my lefthanded side-creative and artistic.
dont laugh.

we then took the cable car to sentosa where we looked at stray peacocks and attempting to make them show their wings.

then squeezed 7 ppl into the car to get to cafe del mar!
had their expensive but quite yummy food before we got to our fave-moet & chandon + 16 shots for the birthday children to compete!

more silly qns and more silly ans. SUPER amusing.
though i am slightly paiseh to say i got high on like 3 flutes of champagne, B-52 shot, strawberry margarita and some shot i tried on behalf of jeslyn.
hahaahaha.

it was funny watching them search for their presents in their drunken stupor. till. they got DRUNK.
and puked puked puked.

tasked with taking care of them. i got slightly grumpy. hahhahhaa.

and the guys thought i was gonna snap their necks as i sulked in the backseat.

us before all that alcohol!

well well. playhouse was done in 2 weeks. and it was good!

as usual, i need to detox. after LACK of exercise and GASP! secret fatty food-ing with shaun.
toodles!

Hui Wen's 19!

2007-09-27T22:25:00.000+08:00

hello! 23 Sept was yours truly's birthday! =)

started with a pre-pre celebration with my musician-turned-lawyer chow peiqian at thebigO.
and she's due to pass my present to me tmr or sat. because she refuses to give me before my birthday. i secretly think she hadnt gotten it then, that's why. HAHAH

met her ultra coolio musician fren from SCO at clarke quay and as usual yours truly was very amusing and coolio. and i probably charmed him very muchly.

HAHAHAH.

sat was with my HAVOCers. we went to Bottle Tree Park for some prawning!

and then we embarrassed ourselves mucho by shrieking whenever we caught a prawn. for the record, we got 3 in an hour. ! HAHAHA.

we didnt know what the bait was. and how much to use.
we debated abt whether prawns like shade or not. very loudly. i think we were like a comedy right before the eyes of fellow prawners. !

jiale DROVE! yippee! and she forgot the headlights at night. not so yippee.

had dinner at arcadia in bishan park and we again made ourselves the spotlight! with our laughter and how we are looking forward to yuna's house warming party very muchly.
=)

here's us!

THANKS FOR THE LOVELY COMPANY AND TREAT! =)

sun was THE DAY!
celebrated with my family and went to lei garden for some dimsum and peking duck. VERY YUM.
=)!
check out my bird's nest dessert!

and my sister is a camwhore too.
we did this, ad nauseam, in the washroom while waiting for mummy!

my SWEET SIS surprised me with a DKNY watch that's so beautiful!

then it was time to say hello to alvin and co=>fencing gang in RJ.
plus nicole who was supposed to meet ALL her friends before she leaves!

after gracing the occasion, HAHAHA, it was for HOLA NOLA date at eden's cafe at club street.

we had spicy chocolate pasta and salmon and hibiscus cheesecake!

YET. we were headed to Dempsey's PS Cafe for more dessert.
and i'm told this is supposed to be suspicious. but not to me!
i happily got a cab after nola and i walked around ann siang hill taking photos!

nola was on her phone msging. anything wrong?
not at all to me.

upon reaching Dempsey, the driver stopped us right in front of PS cafe.
nola, however, insisted on a walk around the place to show me around. and we talked abt her bro's surprise party at harry's. and other stuff.
anything wrong?
not at all!

when we reached PS cafe, instead of going into the airconditioned part, we ignored the waiter and nola said,"we sit outside to emo ok"
nth wrong. RIGHT?

THEN.
i see ben.
nth wrong. he can chill with friends what.
hey! jeslyn's there too!
nth wrong too.
paul also present!

then my brain clicked! HAHAAHA. ok and they said surprise to help me put everything together!

NOLA WAS SUCH A SWEEEEETTTT HEARTTTT!
she planned the surprise with ben and i got a YUM vicky's chocolate-beats lana cakes handsdown!
PLUS. they acted so well.
they didnt wish me happy birthday to get me riled up abt my EVIL friends/fiends from medicine!

gosh. but funnnn. =)
i am officially the most trusting girl i know.
hahahaha!

AND they got me a DIOR limited edition makeup palette/wallet!
nola's so sneakyyyyy! she kept asking me to check out the palette with her and which colour is better and if the airport flight one is better! GOSH. i LOVE that girl! =)
all along i thought she was just vain for her dublin LA!
now i've got the wallet and she's got the flight bag! =)

PLUS! HAIRSPRAY OST! which is blasting in my MAC right. now.

watched MAN U VS CHELSEA with marcus, ben, nola!
i'm too coolio.
i know the little known facts abt soccer.
and.
now i'm a fan of MAN U.
i actually watched a FULL EPL match instead of those highlights one. YAY!
i'm coolio!

marcus is crazy. he can list every player. SIAO.
not capable/cute/hot i wont name.
!
hahahaha.
i'm not superficial at all. i go for talent ok.

then we had to cam whore and we invited the boys too!

THEY FAIL.

er. still lousy. BUT. A for effort. HAHAHA.

the pro i.e ME does it well.

ben drove us home. adventure to jurong west-marcus' home.
we got lost. ben refused to ask for directions. so nola and i had to flirt with taxi uncle to ask. HAHAH.

SANG ALONG SUPER LOUDLY TO HAIRSPRAY and ben is a groupie. he can tell u exactly which scene the song is. OH MY. his heart beats for size 60. for real.

AND. we got. a. real.life.police.check along lornie road.
it was so cazh and rad.
call me ULU but it was exciting! maybe after the hoegarden everything is cool. secret: i thought ben's honda jazz was a er. BIG SUV. and i told him "WHOA, ben! you drove a big car today!" and everyone looked at me weirdly. OH WELL. SECRET ok.

policeman will sniff sniff for alcohol and then talk to driver to see if he's well and alert. then u get to go.
not that exciting one.
BUT. the setup was wayyy cool! HAHAAH.

as we havent finished karaok-ing to "YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT", we stopped the car outside nola's house and CONTINUED SINGING LA. oh my. SUPER FUNNN.

so happyyyyy!

then we played "WITHOUT LOVE"-HOLA NOLA IT song of the year!
and finally decided it was time to go!

watched some high school musical at nola's. er. not nice one. so kidddyyyy. who breaks into a song during basketball practice la. so weirdddd.
and everyone's a stereotype! ohmygawd.

hahahah. we stopped watching and slept!

went to rj on mon. OHMY. have cheap cheap stationary. 10% discount somemore! we bought so much. it was so funnn to shop at bookshop. so deja vu!

and met ms chia who is very proud of me for being in medicine.
i think it was more like wonderment. she heard abt it from jeslyn the other time and was EXCITED to see me in the flesh. HAHAHAA.

met siaoer and we chatted about our FAV topic over canteen food and YUM 40 cents lemon tea. i VANT that in science canteen pls.

tues was biochem tut. CROWDED to the MAX. and i was late.
lucky got seat liangyi nicely gave me. hahah.
AND during ALON BIRTHDAY CONFERENCE, paulbenmichael BLUFF me AGAIN. and i.fell.for.it.

paul,"we're thinking of making this cake. and u pop out of it and say SURPRISE!"
ben, " yes! well it doesnt have to be you if u dont want to."
me, "er. jeslyn can! may even better. smaller"
p, " but jeslyn more dramatic"
b, "yes!"
me, "how to make such a big cake? today we bake AH?"
b, "cake mould"
me, (thinking WHAT ON EARTH is a cake mould. but i shall not expose my lack of baking skills in public so i shall nod)
p, "not today. we can do another day and at ben's place. got function room"
b, "can dunk alon in pool too!"
michael all the while nodding SERIOUSLY.

GOSH. finally they break out in guffaws of laughter and i was left alone to think what just happened.

!
i've been punk'd yet AGAIN!
oh my.
it was such a GOOD plan!
paul still asked if i thought alon would get mad!
and i thought abt it seriously!
they're so evil RIGHT!

i think i'm just a nice and imaginative girl so i think that can be done and i actually believe what these fraudsters had to say. !
=)

2007-09-20T19:04:00.000+08:00

How to tell if you've been taking too much public transport:
1) you know the TIMINGS of the trains and buses-other than 95 which refuses to believe in sticking to a schedule.
2) you have a 95 dream-come-true. i took a ULTRA LUX 95 to school that day. it was complete with LEG SPACE and COLD COLD COLD AIRCON and and and NOT CROWDED LIKE SARDINES.
oh my oh my. i LOVE that ride to school.
3) you go through the wrong gate in the library because that's how u scan ur card at mrt stations.
4) you know which carriage to go that is nearer to the escalators.

in other news, i got my brows done at bobbibrown and my artist was so funny. she chatted with me and took so long. so meticulous. hahaha. i got my 15 dollars' worth for that 40 min service.

i got famous donuts from nola today and i'm happy!
i met weifang for lunch and she's sooo funny. i can't stop laughing at her. hahahah.

the coming weekend is fun!
i'm turning 19!
YAY!
=)

2007-09-11T16:40:00.000+08:00

i'm typing this as i'm printing my tutorial!

nola came yesterday and we brought a bunch of kids i.e. ben alon bunny cedric to get paul's present.

AND. we watched HAIRSPRAY! 2nd time for ben and nola.

i LOVE it.

love james marsden AKA cyclops in x men.
so coool.
so slimeballey. hahaahahah.

sat's quad fac bash was so boring.
oh my.
hahah
i left at 12.45am.
best part was getting moet.
that's all.

nola and i had an adventure on the train yesterday.
so funny.
and. i knocked my head on my table corner accidentally and SAW STARS. felt like tom&jerry.
now i can feel the bruise.

my my.
printing's done!
i actually went into the PC shop and looked extremely IT savvy with my smooth cartridge buying trip.
EVERYONE go to cyberactive to get cartridges. so much cheaper than popular. esp my epson printer which kinda EATS all the ink so fast. plus it has 4 cartridges. so expensive. every cent counts man.

anyway, britney spears' gimme more is really quite bad.
the lyricist/or lack of can only write corny horny starting verse and the rest of the song goes gimme more gimme more ad nausum.

hahahah!

adios!

ARRRRRR.

2007-08-26T18:16:00.000+08:00

hello!
we are pirates.
hahahha.
medicine dnd was pretty fun.

we got our room and watched wild sex.
i'm not tellin' you how good that show is.

it cracks you and and grosses you out AND teaches you things all at one time.

it's also changed the lives of jeslyn and michael forever.
even in nydc they will think of wild sex and get psyched up.

ladeedum.
we changed into our outfits and made a grand entrance to the ballroom and were soon clicking away at our cameras.

the food was so-so. not tt great. the entertainment was not bad.

we managed to milk our $50 bucks for its worth by being one of the two grps to contend for BEST DRESSED TABLE! =)

so our prize is ... one packet of nougats. HAHAHAHAHAH.

here's my GAME face i.e the mysterious gypsy look with the crystal ball which happens to be an 8 ball!

DONT LAUGH. i think my mysterious face is WAY better than ben's captain hook face.

the girls!

my dear old pri sch mate alfred! and HIS game face.

shuyi thinks she's hairspray.

took a whole bunch of other photos and one was super funny.

we headed down to the butter factory for the afterparty and it was alright.

downed some funky flaming drink and prissy jeslyn and i had to use a straw for fear of burning our lips.

busted the joint and checked out the runners for the army half marathon while on the taxi and was convinced that army boys look like secondary school kids

sat around eating cup noodles. comparing seeing stars and fainting spells.
then slept on the comfy bed till sunday!

now, i shall date guyton.

2007-08-22T18:30:00.000+08:00

i'm typing this off my macbook!

a macbook is not all pretty, sherlene!
there are NO viruses and i can use office anyway. so it rocks! =)

so i got the wireless working for me.

met wanqi for lunch today and we were in whiney mode all over again. setting our asses in coffee club and refusing to budge. =)

wanqi knows my SHAMEFUL love and lust for ting if she were a he. HAHAHA.
"i would marry her/him in a heartbeat."

went costume hunting with naitous yesterday. at masquerade where there were CATS in the shop. OH MY. brushed past my hand. TSK.

then went to THE COSTUME SHOP at golden landmark which REALLY isnt a costume shop. it's a dance accessories shop.
i may have even gotten ballet shoes and character skirts from there when i was a VERY CUTE AND SWEET lil girl learning ballet EONS AGO. DONT LAUGH.

they were sweet and provided us with a full list of where to get the costumes from. guess we werent the first ppl to get fooled by their shop name.

headed to one shop with unfriendly staff and STEEP prices.
then to No. 1 costume shop.

we're going as
PIRATES.

cool or what.

anyway the boys look pretty cool. like jack sparrowish and all.
jeslyn and i look
well. like slutty pirates.
at least she got a revolver as weapon.
i got some weird thing which so doesnt intimidate anyone.

you'll see on sat.

HAHAHAHAH.

and today the boys missed the chance to witness my INCREDIBLE badminton skills. that MAY put michael the vj badminton captain to shame. HAHAAH. DONT LAUGH.

well well.

in other news, i had HALF a muddy mud pie today. if you havent tried it, it's GOOD. seriously. but tonnes of fat.
i think a jog is needed.

SCHOOL!

2007-08-17T23:11:00.000+08:00

i've got my macbook alrdy.

=)

the wireless's not set up yet.
my sister's been extremely busy.

i've however set up my printer and photos and stuff on my macbook.
=)

my desktop's working normally now TOO! YAY!
i'm so cool. YAY!

so i've been busy. there was the rag overnight thing.
met the guys at the padang and unveiled their deepest darkest secrets! ooh. i'm good!

helped out with the shifting and stuff but since i'm ONLY A GIRL, basically i just lifted some poles and put bricks on the cover to act as some paperweight. HAHAHA.

then decided to get a latenight movie. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM!
LOVE MATT DAMON. so HOT STUFF. so RUGGED. so INVINCIBLE.
=)
matt damon over brad pitt anytime man.

went to timbre for drinks. and had silly talk. they were all very happily occupied by my conversation topics. REALLY.

cedric's taking the photo!

rag was on sat. and lo and behold. i woke up in time for it! hahhahaah!

i did a prisonbreak to climb over the FENCES to sit there. DONT SCOFF.

xinyi who looked so pixie-licious. =)

"paul looks like shit" were my exact words.
though he doesnt seem to agree. HMMMM.

school started on monday and i've been waking up at 6.30 EVERYDAY.
plus. i gotta plan my outfits.
it's stressful. hahahaaha.
no la. i think it's quite fun. seriously.
dont laugh. coz i bet you think so too. =)

started studying. taking down notes. practicals.
YAY!

played ping pong with alon ben paul at ben's place today.
i'm GOOD.
HAHAHAH. i use the heavenly blade bat.
how cool is that.
met weeleng at holland v. had a hearty italian meal complete with italian waiters and italian accent! WHOA right.
wee's voted HOTTEST FRESHIE IN SMU ACCOUNTANCY.

BRIBE ME for her number. =)

tmr i'm gonna jog
and lose some weight.

everyone MUST remind me to eat LESS.
and NOT to drink coffee unless absolutely necessary.

wee thinks i look tired.
shall heed hotgirl's advice and turn in.

ADIOS!

edit: i have NOT jogged.
i'm ill. i'm coughing. i'm nursing a blocked nose. i'm having an itchy throat.
my blood test bruise on my hand is appearing now. i have a green patch on my hand.
i'm not sleepy. i've alrdy slept 15 hours.

GOSH. somebody entertain me. make me sleep!

ADVENTURES OF HOLA & NOLA!

2007-08-11T22:44:00.001+08:00

i was supposed to embark on a crazy jog from my place to the prata house at thomson.
till my frend got injured and had to get some physio done. SILLY. hahaha.

so no crazy jog.
and i was ALMOST late for KNOCKEDUP with nola and boxian.
i SPRINTED through citylink and marina square to the cinema and was NOT late for the show. YAY! =)

in the end box was lateR.

it's a hilarious film. get past the gross nudity and stuff first though. and the language is SO bad. i lost track of the number of F*** and its variations used in one sentence.

hahahah. still. i LOVE katherine heigl.
she's pretty. =)
i can't pronouce her name though. !

bumped into yiling and her posse of boys. ooh.
hahahah.

had a LONG walk to suntec where we couldnt stop gasping at how small the world is. HAHAH.

and we got great buys. and VERY reluctantly, dragged by our empty stomachs, to tonkichi for some katsu. =)

box is going off to carnegie mellon.
we'll miss her!

we trudged to clarke quay to our FAV riciotti.

our sofiato-warm choc cake was gone. so we had some gelato. and seriously. i reccommend this place to everyone. it's opposite central at riverside walk. beside an indian restaurant.
after 9 pm, the desserts go HALF-PRICE!
yummy! =)=)=)=)
like instead of 6 bucks, they go for 3! GO GO GO GET!

nola and i were at fashionbar, ok more like gawking at the leggy folks, when we bumped into 3N ppl who were having a cool pre-national day class outing!

we left for nola's home to join her lil bro ben and his cute frens who were sleepingover too! we played guitar hero.
GREAT FUN. everyone go try. !

that's clifford our teacher for guitar hero!

and i was really quite lousy that night.

nola was no better. ! hahahaha

so when they were having breakfast the next day, we PRACTISED!
and we became very good. with STAR POWER even. DONT MESS WITH THE GUITAR HEROES!

nola's a bimbo. we were trying to set up the xbox. and we were STUCK in dead or alive 4. we couldnt get out of the game.
and we CANNOT ask the boys. it would be UNBECOMING for 2 future doctors to be so silly and have to ask small 17 year olds.

then. we realised that. nola. didnt. put. the. disc. for. guitar hero. in. !!!!!!
WOW. we're so smart. the dead or alive disc was in there. NO WONDER we were stuck in that.

hahahhahha. had a great laugh! and went on to greater things like powerpt presentations on nola's mac. and being all techno-ish!

nola's parents brought us out for a yummy breakfast then lunch at bukit timah. trudged home and JOGGED. =)

i feel less fat already. HAHAHAHAHA.

2007-08-06T16:06:00.000+08:00

i finally got my computer to STOP restarting on its own.

anyone knows why the computer will just keep restarting on its own?

SAVE ME.

having witnessed my incredible PC restart itself for about 5 times, my mum has decided to get me a laptop.

i dont really need one for school and i'm kinda afraid of using a mac.

macbook is so fun.
though it looks so difficult to pick up.

HMMMMM.

now i dont know if i shld even switch my PC off.
i'm scared.
hahahaha.

i think it's about time i went jogging.
if not, on wed i might just wilt on the way to prata house!

i should live in the stone age.

2007-08-01T20:43:00.000+08:00

i'm fed up with the whole pc-mobile transfer thing.
i installed the program and hung my pc.
then i DIDNT know what to disconnect when i'm supposed to "SAFELY REMOVE HARDWARE"
i did it anyway and got it done.
now i can't download the theme into my mobile.

i shld really be a flintstone.

on the other hand, i am HIGHLY excited by 3G and video calling.
EVERYONE WHO HAS 3G, CALL ME ON VIDEO CALL WHEN YOU WANNA CALL ME.
that is, if the charges are as per normal. i think it shld be. singtel lady told me it's the same.

anw. today i collected my bags and looked at the matric fair stuff.
i THINK i've signed up for fencing. capoeira-because shuyi wanted a FIGHTING sport and was sooo ready to sign US BOTH up for muay thai?! , ballroom dance thingy, KENDO (what are we thinkin of?!), floorball with shuyi. HAHAHAHAH

we're crazy.

plus, fencing at nus does NOT have sabre. so i dunno what i'm up to. either they start sabre with ME, or i'm not joining. i dont even like foil.

yes. and we ask bimbotic qns at the macbook booth. what do you expect from us? hahah.
like
sales person,"this is the adaptor which comes as magnetic..."
shuyi (in hushed tones),"what is an adaptor?"
?!

sales person," we have wi-fi, dreamweaver, Mac OS ......"
Hui Wen," where is the wi fi?"
HAHAHAHAAH.

i get it. no wires for wi-fi. it's in-built.
i know. i just wanted to know if it's included. somehow my qns came out silly.

at least i managed a good qns-what's the battery life like?

see? i'm not that silly.

well well.
i shall attempt to do that file transfer thing again.
and i've gotta face gupson tmr for salsa. let's hope no more foot grabbing!

REVAMP!

2007-07-30T16:35:00.000+08:00

i got a new phone and it has ignited the techno spark in me. so i've decided to give my blog a little revamp. =)
i.e. i got NEW collages.
coz i suddenly remembered that i have picasa. how cool is that!

to anonymous, i have no idea what nodel of sevens i got. hahah. i'm not THAT serious a fan.

sat i had a date with musician chow peiqian.

she's going to nottingham to do music.
she's so cool. she has composing AND conducting classes.
she has her own baton. NOT wand as i call it. to think i did music all the way to grade 8. HAHAH.

i'm gonna give her a diamond studded one for her wedding. HAHAH. in her dreams.

so we had tea at royal copenhagen tea lounge where she threatened to break all the china and leave me alone! HAHAHA.

we had so much fun chatting randomly. the way only mydearchow and i can do. i'm so gonna miss her when she leaves!
then we went shopping for her. and i was sugar mummy as i paid for her bebe top. (ok she's gonna pay me back.)

then she left me to go to vivocity where i met my og NAITOU (or more accurately, Nahito) for dinner at Station Kitchen at st. james.
i was there so early-6.50pm when we're meeting at 7. so i tried to do some nice shopping and figuring out where to meet them when paul called me and said,"EVERYONE'S HERE! WAITING FOR YOU!"

gosh gosh. dropped the topshop bracelet and cheonged to the mrt station. where hey, there were ONLY 5 ppl waiting. 5 out of 14. ?!

i officially believe that everyone likes to be late.

hahhah. i shld have just continued shopping. TSK.

and we trooped down to the place and discovered how extravagent we had to be. for some korean grill, we were all prepared to fork out 148 amongst 4 of us. for pig's tongue. chicken thigh etc etc.
this is my silly table-consisting of jeslyn cedric and ben. who were willing to be adventurous and wasteful. HAHAH.

later, we found out that we were eating la mian instead. so yay. it's reasonably priced. hahahah.
and in my vain attempts to capture candid moments, all these photos turn out extremely posed and complete with ugly lighting. dang.

we decided to troop down to the roof top where alas, it is too wet to sit on and talk. so we went to ben and jerry's for some BADASS skyhigh calorie-count icecream.
we eventually got a MONSTER one with 20 scoops. YAY!

tastes yummier than it looks! i think. it just looks like a puke bucket, no? ok i'm a lil strange.

we had silly games and then our highly exciting sharing sessions. HAHAH.
jeslyn and i had some wonderful suggestions for our dear og mates. =)

and then the waiter wants a group photo to place on the wall. and suddenly i'm the birthday girl yet there's no free icecream for me, just a copy of the grp photo free. hahaha. well better than nth.

stayed till they were closing and got a lift from ben together with stephen and isurujith.
was gonna cab from blackmore but none were around and 170 swung by.
so i took 170.

and here's the exciting thing! i got off at the bus stop with the railway and. couldnt decide which way to go. is it A) the shortcut into the heavy vehicle park with 99% chance of stray dogs/cats appearing or B) the small tiny linkway with 99% chance of spiders, cockroaches etc falling on me OR getting intertwined by the plants.

TOUGH CALL.

i even contemplated walking the road until i saw the traffic.

i then decided to dash using B) and i think i amazed several drivers who might have thought they saw a tall cat running. HAHAH.

i got out unscathed. YAY!
maybe one scratch. but i'm alive. hahhah.
then i got some marlboro offers.
from those illegal sellers.

and i ran away AGAIN.

and it was so freakin dark.

i think i ran the whole way home.

maybe next time i ought to wait for the cab instead.

i gotta give tuition later and it's PAYDAY! and i get to pay off my credit card bill.
then tmr i gotta make an early start!
=)

missed me?

2007-07-25T19:03:00.000+08:00

hello everyone!

i've been a really busy busy bee this time.
medicamp from 16 to 19.
then IMMEDIATELY HONG KONG from 20 to 24.
=)
=)
both were GREAT!

the new boeing 777 has GREAT leg space. and you NEED to leave ONE seat empty in the front row. HOW COOL IS THAT. more leg space and space to throw barang barang. YAY!

Marriott rocked our socks. =)

guess who has seven for all mankind jeans? guess who has Armani skirt?
guess who has replay and sons jeans? guess who has CHEAP same as singapore zara dress?
guess who raided H&M?
guess who has new schoolbags, clothes, shoes, FOOD, cardigans?

HUI WEN.

hahhhahaha. i'm literally smiling at my pile lovingly. my luggage was 18 kg. not including my carry-all. =)

LOVELOVELOVELOVE nola and auntie helen. =)

we also shopped at

and ate at the PENINSULA.

=)

i'm kidding. we didnt shop at those places. do i look like some indon tai tai? no. so we didnt.
but we did get the great buys i was bragging abt earlier. =)

we were also nannies to rachel and edward. 2 cute small kids. so fun. yet they kept tickling us. TSK.

we also went swimming at the HONG KONG GOLF CLUB.

then stayed with auntie helen and kids at their place at stanley. very nice. =)
lots of laopobing. =)
i watched blades of glory, tallegada nights, some parts of music and lyrics, 300, disturbia.
yay!

was shagged. by night after night of little sleep.
slept till 11 today.
rag yesterday was so red and sticky.
i got my books though.
very nerdy i know.
i'm in medicine.
what do you expect?
hahha.
i havent looked at the books yet though.
i shld step it up eh.

=)

1800-BEE-OTCH. CALL!

2007-07-09T12:00:00.000+08:00

i've been so busy these days. i can't seem to remember what i have done the past week, which is why HOLA-NOLA's paul&joe does the trick very well.

let's see, after that immense hangover on sun, mon i was back on track doing...? oh yes. shopping and then salsa class with the class we don't love very much. tues was lunch with gwen then my face peel. then wed was hermit day since yours truly was red and angry looking. thurs was lunch with peiqian who is now in love, and not with me. then the salsa class we LOVE. fri was dinner with sam darryl mich tubby liru evelyn at tonkichi and then we went to harry's at esplanade for this paul guy who's great on his guitar. sat was TRANSFORMERS with ting. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this show. =) i want a bumble bee car too.

ting's hilarious to be with. like the cathay MAKES SURE their workers give us receipts or it's free popcorn for us. so. ms liu did this:
"hey. along with the coke, can you NOT give us the receipt?"
and i beingdrunkonoxygen chimes in ,"WHAT. no diet coke? TSK."

well done to us. we JUST reminded our fren at the counter abt the receipt. and. i think she thinks ting's flirting with her. HHAHAHAH. first ting goes ,"can we have the LURRRRVER'S set?"

anyhow. while watching the credits roll, in anticipation of some peek of transformers 2, ting decided to share with the whole cinema my desire to marry george clooney. she screams, "WHAT! YOUR'RE NAMING YOUR SON HUGH CLOONEY-CHUA?!" thanks.

and she's naming her kid lucifer. ?! i just know her kids will grow up and be in need of therapy.

hopped down to takashimaya for coffee club. ting's treat. then after a LONG walk. went to canele at paragon for a slice of cake. in the process, we saw robots!

ting RAN after it. and we ended up with so many shots of the robots. i'm told it's for some star wars thing.
i for one, thought it was perhaps a cool ad for a vacuum cleaner.

"hey ting. i think they're advertising for vacuum cleaners"
some robot creeps up behind me and says in some deep manly voice, "No. i'm not a vacuum cleaner. i'm a handsome guy behind this mask."
HAHAHAH. all the excitment including ting's getting ALL turned on by robots dissipates as some vacuum cleaner lookalike robot is flirting with us.
he goes on to say some crap i dont remember. but it was funny nonetheless. HAHAAH.

explored bus options and took 190 to clarke quay to meet patrick and friends.
devised a system to show HOT/NOT. tested our system on passers-by. TILL HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT guy in pink shirt appears and suddenly i'm tapping my nose like mad and ting's fanning herself crazy. HAHAH. great system eh.

we're gonna use the same system on tues. YAY! wait. isnt tues tmr? oh yes it is!

to make this an even longer post, i was reading the papers. and
check this out.
"my friend is a lesbian. she believes she was born one, not having experienced any heterosexual inclinations since she became sexually conscious in puberty."

UH-HUH. so i'm NOT LESBIAN! YAY! suddenly mr. pink appears in my mind!
ok not like i need this to confirm it but i think it sounds so interesting. hahah.

hey honey.

2007-07-01T19:18:00.000+08:00

fri was high tea day with my 3Q girls at Marriott hotel. yay! tonnes of gossip. and loadsa fun! =) shopping with mich at zara after tuition got cancelled by ahlian. TSK.
no tuition=no money!
*edit: ahlian's OFFICIALLY fired. that irritating twat. HA.

then sat was busy busy busy! went off to bobbi brown's for makeup class CUM makeup session for my dinner at the Tower Club. i LOVE sannie. =)
she did my brows, taught me makeup and even put shimmer glitter on me. FOR FREE. =)

rushed home! changed into my FAVOURITE dress-for now. and i've only worn it once.
descended upon the dinner just in time. everyone LOVES me. HAHAHAHA.

then it was off ting's birthday party! =)
she got us a table at mos.
she got us bottleS of drinks. including chivas. ROCKS.

birthday girl ting REALLY LOVES me. couldnt keep her hands off me.

alright-and others too.

tingjiyepatrickyvonnetakahanselsinyeejogeorgiaxiaoyishimpeishawn&a bunch of VERY intoxicated SAS girls who smoked like chimneys.

jo the SMU law poster girl!

great company! JIYE's hilarious. and she's pretty to boot.

and we're both silly ppl who refused to have our photo taken by this photog. coz we werent sure what is was for. in the end, it's for CLUBBING IN ASIA. some pretty cool site. so we got our picture taken then.

jiye sinyee me!

almost everyone got drunk. wasted. trashed. silly. HAHAHAHAH.
broken glasses. drinking from bottles. drinking coke from the jug. eating ice. lying on the couches. trying to remember names. getting conversations going. dancing. people making out. walking NOT in a straight line.
i was called mascara and some other girl's blusher. she kept pulling my dress. she wants to make out with me. HA. then i got a young hot-blooded male to sit beside her. THANK ME.

party fizzled out and i returned to find myself knocking puke bucket over and getting very pissed indeed. slamming some person's phone on the table.
decided to bust the joint. and cabbed home.

today's salsa was fun. EXCEPT for some ABC who knocked my head. am i THAT tall?
facial tmr. caps are in AGAIN. =)

2007-06-28T18:47:00.000+08:00

"i am sinGing.
i am sinGing, it's my turn to sinG at the pARty.
everyone is dancing
ramses doesnt dance at pARtiessssssss!
ramses is number one
he know the desireSSSSS!!!!!!"

kova and ting and my OFFICIAL FAVOURITE song for now.
we watched nacho libre at ting's yesterday.
AND put this scene on rewind.
we couldnt STOP singing to it.
love the accent.
we kept doing it.
jack black's so gross he's hilarious.

love a great funny retarded movie to tickle that funny bone. =)

started the day off with lunch with sam.
then met ting at shu uemura where she was getting her brows done.
we met kova for my makeup class at bobbi brown. GREAT class. seriously. =)
they couldnt take their eyes off me. HA. and we finally realised nude makeup is not that slack.

shopping at shu for falsies and walked to cine to utilize my billy bombers voucher.
chatted abt old times. HAHAH. got into silly giggling fits. lucky for ting's shades. no one can see my face which is impt considering what nonsense i was sprouting.

had SEVERAL identity crises. HAHAHA. thanks to them.

headed to heeren to check out tattoo parlours. and decided tongue rings are gross. not to mention DANGEROUS.

brought ting to paragon for an impromptu haircut at action which lasted FOREVER. good thing there were those magazines and kova and i decided on some LOOKS for school. =)

finally got our subway wraps (HEALTHIER CHOICE!) and tried to hail a cab. it's SUPER difficult to do that outside cine. it's free for all. and alas. we got into a VERY funny catfight with a girl.
"it's my cab"
"oh yea? we ran after the cab"
"i was here first."
"we're in a hurry."
"so am i"
"well, do you wanna come on in?"
"where are you going?"
"bukit timah"
GIRL THINKS REAL HARD ABT THIS PHILOSOPHICAL QNS THAT WAS MEANT TO BE IRONIC.
and says,"no."

FUNNY RIGHT! and her boyfren was just standing miles away head in his hands.
ta~da. we got our cab. thanks to BRAVEST GIRL IN THE WORLD KOVA.
well well. i'm sure they got one soon too.

so there we have it. lounging in ting's living room. ting and her jack daniels. and the breezers we LOVE. dipsomanics ting and kova are.

freaked out when walking out. almost got lost. and attacked by frogs. HAHAHAAH.

almost overslept today for driving. NOW that is scary. hahah.
tuition at 8pm later. CIAO. =)

a night and day of DEBAUCHERY

2007-06-26T17:24:00.000+08:00

hello! fri and sat i was, in nola's words, ENERGIZERBUNNY!

woke up at 8 to give my tuition kid a lesson. and i suddenly realised that textook qns are getting harder. dang. for instance, (and i still have no clue abt this)
4x to the power of lg 5 = 5x to the power of lg 7. find x. ?????!!!!???!!!

HOW TO DO. i tortured ting kova and sinyee with this at say 5 am in the morning and none could answer it. even at 5.35pm now, after a nap, i STILL havent figured it out. and my maths is quite good ok. =)

the pt is, after that tuition, i went in search of stitch (lilo and stitch) toy for my cutesy cousin's son. AND chit chatted with him for abt 40 min abt impt issues of the world like how to spell categorise and how he has a girlfriend at the grand old age of 8. YAY! then i had to pack for ting's. and had a real dilemma as to stay and chat or go out and jog. HA. stay and chat won.

met sinyee and kova at bukit timah food centre which serves my FAV satays and satay beehoon! then hopped down to ting's after scaring a small dog with my yelp along the way.

reached ting's crazily arty farty hideout and tried to play some game which involved addition. in the end we played good ol' truth or dare with heineken, cider and barcardi. ting loves to drink. see what american schools do to you! realised that sinyee's been nursing such a CRUSH on me. HA.

vainpotted forever and we have hereby christened sinyee "THE B**B". HA. dang. we couldnt take our eyes off her. ! hopped into the cab and met ting's SAS pals. and partied the night away. not before some cam whoring though. we HAD to do sth while her frens arrived right?

kova's OFFICIALLY the bravest girl i've ever met. she got the hornbast (short form for sth sth) who looked freakin' cute. i'm not joking. though he has the MOST intense gaze and LONGEST hands to hold hands with thefriendofthegirlhe'sdancingwith. HAHAHA. free drinks. freaked out. shawn and whatshisname. indons. and kova's mysteriously named samantha. and cute indon called sth. i forgot his name. but yes he's very cute.

yay! sat was more DRINKING and more movies. i FINALLY finished watching "SHE'S THE MAN"! and watched "THE LONGEST YARD" adam sandler is so funny. hahahah. wanqi will give her first kiss to sb who looks like channing tatum, so ting's irish fren will get it. HA.

despite what happened on fri night, i still LOVE barcardi breezers. =)

hoho. salsa was quite a bitch. with the monday classmates and not so helpful SHORT male partners. i kept having my hair fingered through. though the stand-in for gupson was super NOT scary, unlike gupson who smelled so strong of colonge AND aftershave and seems like he would blacklist you FOREVER if you dare do ONE step wrong. HAHAHA.

off to tuition later. i think the money's due. yet. my credit card bill is due too.

2007-06-20T19:00:00.000+08:00

Looking forward to MANGO ATTACK with jiale huilian charlene. apparently there's this sale. =)

Looking forward to night and day of debauchery (fri and sat) at ting's with the girls. YAY!

Looking forward to WORK next week. that's right. WORK. i need money. HAHAH. although my work's very much fast cash, i feel like i'm spending more than i earn. OR. that's really the case.

tuition with ahlian tmr. it'll be a total waste of her mum's money and my time AGAIN. with her constant going in and out of the room and talking abt my boyfren/lack of/girlfren. she's quite convinced i am either a loose slut or a lesbian. HAHAHA. reasons that i am unclear of. anyhow. i think i'm gonna drop her soon. no time to waste once school starts.

driving today. silly ahbengs who think they're so good that they can drive already. LAUGHING at me when i stopped when the light was amber (which is correct). even when i glared at them through the rear view mirror, dumbass driver cocked his brows, as if challenging me to be faster than him. GROSS. MEN CAN'T DRIVE PROPERLY. esp AHBENGS. ARGH.
when i get my ferrari he'll wet his pants when i press the accelerator. so there.

i've just started watching grey's anatomy and i'm at season 2. i think the show's nice. and i think burke's cute! HAHAHAH. this explains my brush with Mr. African from eons ago. too bad isiah washington's fired from the show. oh well.

alrighty. i'll see you guys when i see you. i learnt that from oceans 13 which rocked. I OFFICIALLY LOVE GEORGE CLOONEY, AFTER JOHNNY DEPP! =)

MAMBO

2007-06-15T11:55:00.001+08:00

nola and i and shuyi(nola's) and ting went for mambo on wed. it was hola and nola's VERY first mambo night in our lives. and guess what? it was also the april intake army boys' holidays. THAT'S JUST GREAT.

crowded to the limits. LONG queues at ten pm (that's like super early). only 2 measly toilet cubicles. nola got burnt by cigarette (STOP WHINING ALREADY!). puke on the dancefloor. ppl puking in ONE of the TWO measly cubicles. making mine (and many others') bladder VERY tired. drama with security forcing the loo open, leaving ONE of the TWO basins available for normal use(i.e washing your hands, NOT puking).

that's when i decided zouk mambo nights were NO fun.

the reason for all that puking? ppl who BINGE drink. it was afterall one-for-one from 9 to 12. i was there at 12 so that's pretty much when ppl who binged had their guts deciding it was OUT. HAHAH.

interesting uncles who knew EVERY move to all those mambo songs. nola and i ought to win a prize for trying. hahhaha. silly guys with "what's your name" and "hi i'm XYZ" and repeating that 100089797 times in 10 seconds. when seriously if you just said "do you want a drink" and anyone would have replied sth ("NO", included) since we were almost dying of thirst and DRINK sounds good.

cabbed back on our VERY sore feet and watched shows and were UNABLE to concentrate. we were missing EVERY single joke in THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. took silly photos with hot models using nola's very cool macbook. fell asleep with half the mattress and awoke to aircon on FULL BLAST.

went to rjc to collect nola's certs and headed to junction 8 for cartel (we were STARVING!) did you know coffee bean has mocha ice blended EXTREME? ALL coffee powder. ROCKS MY SOCKS. it's REALLY GOOD. i even got praise from my very praise-stingy instructor when i had driving later on! rushed home after driving, quick change and off to salsa class. fun fun fun. and i HAVE to edit. my instructor's from CUBA, not puerto rico. since nola is already scolding me for wrong information! hahahah.

slept till 11 this morning. and boy. it was DEEP sleep.
oceans tmr with ting!

2007-06-11T11:06:00.000+08:00

friday saw Hui Wen turning into baker who does NOT rely on betty crocker pre-mix (though i've got to say that pre-mix rocks my socks)and baker who asks abt "why must you add butter?" "what is the pt of glazing with egg white" etc. and getting answers that are SUPER NERDY from shuyi and mich like "so that the mixture will be homogenous". WHAT ON EARTH. hahahaha. we bake like it's science class. GOSH.

tried out 2 NEW recipes and they were interesting. no pictures here since i didnt bring my camera. HAHAH. at least i know what and how to bake puff pastry now. do YOU?

then we watched mtv and house before slacking around then headed down to SENTIO to watch evelyn-who-can-dance-and-bake! saw yingying etc and caught up with her. =) nice!

sat was spent with ling and peiqian who's flying off to osaka to see deers. HAHAHA. ok la. she's some GUEST MUSICIAN. rocks like crazy. hahahah.

sun my sister flew off to vietnam on her funky discovering the world on a HUGE backpack tour. AWWW. no one for me to play with at home for TWO weeks. hahaha.

i'm waiting for my show to load so i've just typed a whole load of stuff. HAHAHA.

OH! salsa was FUN! =) nola and i got lost trying to find the place yet again. it was studiowu version 2. except that we did in the end find the class and NOT be late. =)

2007-06-06T11:10:00.000+08:00

whoa whoa. i feel like i'm in some health education class with shuyi's "haha jeslyn i agree with you though. all healthy 19 yr olds DONT club. haha. if you go, you'd like spontaneously increase your chances of getting lung cancer from 2nd degree smoke and what not. or get vomit on your shoes. YUCKS".

TSK. the smoke part is relevant but i figured since there's gonna be a long time to the next don't-need-to-do-anything-but-play-and-laze-around period, i shld go and have some fun. so there. STOP SCOLDING ME LA. in addition, come 1st july, there'll be the NO smoking rule in the clubs so YAY! sinyee's loverboy taka will probably quit clubbing since he smokes like 10 cigs in 45 mins. AND you can probably see if the person next to you is gonna puke then you dont be stupid and stand next to him/her LA. hahahah.

anyway, i'm supposed to google some recipes for baking day with health-education-teacher-shuyi! why did i suggest going to bake?! i must have been in the nigella-domestic-goddess mode. i CANNOT bake without the pre-mix. i BURNT my fingers in sec 1 home economics once and i have since FEARED the oven! well. well. so i shall make myself more useful by googling recipes! =)

got a face peel on monday and if u spot anyone in a pink nike cap with like sunglasses and staring at the ground as she walks-say HI. it's ME! with a face peel, it's STRICTLY NO SUN for 3 days. so i've been very much like the celebrity wannabe. HAHAHAHA.

there are so many movies i wanna watch-
1)Ocean's 13 (i have the HOTS for george clooney)
2)Shrek 3 (though i didnt watch the 2nd part)
3)Fantastic 4 (again, i didnt watch part 1 but what the heck. jessica alba's HOT!)
4)Transformers! (simply coz it looks quite fun to watch.)
5)? i've run out of movies. but FOUR can be constituted as MANY ok.

so. DATE ME for movies like NOW. =)

2007-06-03T23:08:00.000+08:00

Pirates of the Caribbean was GREAT! why?
1) There's Johnny Depp.
2) There's Johnny Depp.
3) There's Johnny Depp.
4) There's Johnny Depp.
5) There's Johnny Depp.
6) There's Johnny Depp.
7) There's Johnny Depp.
8) There's Johnny Depp.
9) There's Johnny Depp.
10)There's Johnny Depp.
11) alright. and there was pretty alright backstabbing action going on.

those who havent watched shld stay on after the credits. i didnt catch it but my sis did.

i did NOT fall asleep though i was surviving on 5 hours of sleep after clubbing. YAY! it must be johnny depp. =)

so anyway. i got my hair cut at paragon on monday. REALLY short. my standards, at least. as you can see, my hair was REALLY long. like gonna touch my elbow. and i have pretty LONG arms. hahah.

and NOW, it is up to my underarms. so it is SHORT!
i quite like it! i dont remember having such a short ponytail. hahahaha!

got myself a Hep B booster at UWHC on tues.

wed was JIALE's birthday! had lunch at tanglin mall where i had to grab 174 from opposite hwa chong and reminded myself how fast time flies when you're having fun! hahah! then pooled at cineleisure where i proved to be GREAT. we also got ourselves HAVOCers shoes from the gisele bundchen line! hahahaha!

it was MUMMY's birthday too so i booked the scarlet from bakerzin and it was delicious! my parents LOVED it. =)

went shopping with wee on sat. got some shirts for school! HAHAAH i'm ALL set!

weeleng is a naughty girl. TSKTSK.

shopping with my sister today. and tried rice balls and gave this guy GREAT entertainment with our conversation. hahah!

got face peel and driving and tuition tmr!
salsa class with nola on thurs! i heard the instructor's puerto rican! how cool is that! that is so FETCH. (sth i learnt from Mean Girls!)
mambo next wed with nola, wee and co.! YAY!

Yuna's 19!

2007-05-28T10:00:00.000+08:00

BIRTHDAY GIRL BONG YUNA with Dr. Chua! HAHAHA.

courtesy of yuna's parents, we got a nice room at swissotel ALL to ourselves! =)

we went to kbox. jiale the ulu girl has NEVER been there before. HAHAHAH!

we HAD to bring yuna on her virgin clubbing trip since i told innocent st marg's kids that "ALL HEALTHY 19 YEAR-OLDS CLUB!"

the hot mr collar stripes and mr stripes were NOT captured in this photo. ONLY their camwhoring not hot frens are in. HAHAHA!

This is a public service announcement: TO ALL TEENAGERS, CLUBBING ROBS YOU OF YOUR CAREFULLY/ANYHOW PUT ON MAKEUP AND YOU PERSPIRE LIKE CRAZY. UNGLAM. don't club.
HAHAHAHAHA.

SENTOSA!

2007-05-22T18:46:00.001+08:00

THANKS TO ALL FOR YOUR CONGRATULATORY WORDS! =)=)=)=) and hello to shurong's friend! hahahah!

THE FOUR MUSKETEERS from my beloved primary school met up on sat to go to sentosa to do what the ulu us havent done! take the sentosa express, skyride, and the luge! =)

that's a candid shot of me looking so delighted to be on the sentosa express!
hahahaha!

the skyride was pretty high! and i was constantly thinking about my flip flops dangling in the air!

i was sooo scared that my bag was gonna drop into the treetops too!

high as it was, i HAD TO camwhore!

we HAD TO follow the advertisement for the luge! it was front facing on the poster so it's the angmoh guy and the lil boy. i am the angmoh guy and gwen is the lil boy! hahahhaha. the queue was long. dont blame us for providing entertainment for ourselves and inevitably, the others in the queue!

us looking like ninja turtles in the obiang helmets! for the luge!

cooked by me? nah! dinner at fig and olive at vivocity!

the chocolate fondue at haagen dazz was GREAT! thanks to weifang and shurong for the treat! =)

it's strange. i dont remember weifang being so tall. HMMMM. hahahaha.

hahahah this photo starring weifang the enamoured fan of mine and gwenlyn my personal assistant. =)

that's a pretty nice view, isn't it! =)
next up, we're going to cafe del mar!

lovelovelovelove,
Hui Wen

=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

2007-05-18T20:57:00.000+08:00

today is positively the BEST day i've ever had, in the recent times. =)
it was a roller-coaster of emotions.
i think a certain taxi driver is positive i'm a crazy woman who talks to herself. and stares at how he changes gears to distract herself.

checking was so scary. i checked the wrong one. and i thought i was gone.
luckily, i checked the correct one, and i'm IN! =)
say hello to DOCTOR CHUA! hahahahhahha!
of course. there could also be a senior counsel chua. HMMM.

lovelovelovelove,
Hui Wen!

WEEKEND FUN!

2007-05-14T12:09:00.000+08:00

friday was our 4/9 class party at the exotic sounding Spanish Village-home to Vanessa Huang!

it was fun! catching up with my lovely frens and regaling them with my relief teaching stories! hahahaha. had a blast-ate soooo much! here's us!

then on sat! my arty farty fren no. 2 (with no. 1 being Ting Liu the funky artist who is now in the US) Peiqian-who is the *applause* PRESIDENT of the Singapore Youth Chinese Orchestra. WHOA. cool eh. we check out haunts like The Arts House and we are REALLY arty-farty. =)

so we went to the Singapore Repertory Theatre for a percussion performance. ANOTHER usual haunt for artsy folks like yours truly! =)
don't tell ppl that we actually got lost finding it. and took a cab in the end. SHH.
then we had a nice meal at Forbidden City-Madame Butterfly before heading to Kandi Bar for some drinks. hahah. COOL right!
we also saw these flourescent kites being flown! =)

I have driving tmr at 8.00am!
SO EARLY!
=)

2007-05-06T18:01:00.000+08:00

check this out! i am such a guy! woohoots! i look like takuya kimura. YAY! =)

MAY!

2007-05-02T17:45:00.000+08:00

labour day was yesterday!

met up with jiale and huilian to do some shopping!

decided to explore bugis village with jiale who has NEVER been there.

we found nth.

so we hunted for ice monster which serves GREAT and LARGE servings of mango sherbet and chunks of mango! SWEET and AFFORDABLE! =)

while we were eating, we decided to do our FAVOURITE thing-take photos!

all's nice. =)

then we did our PHOTO-OP of the day!

HAHAHA. quite nice right! i think jiale's pose is so funny. it takes supercontrol of the muscles in the facial region to do that. really.

huilian finally arrived and we WALKED to marina square. quite near actually! i'm surprised! hahahah.

shopped and ate at billy bombers where they really SHAKE your milkshake.

the servings are large. and extremely creamy!

my new nike cap is part of my NEW wardrobe! i'm gonna have all these messyhairday-proof looks. i'm also gonna be serious abt my facials. =)

got myself a mango tank and a funky buffalo vest. =)

*********

driving today! FIRST one in my LIFE!

pretty fun! manual is so exciting!

my instructor thinks i'm too strong. HAHAH. when he told me to accelerate. i really did that.

whoa. hold on tight to your seats baby!

and to wanqi: the GORGEOUS babe in white is really sizzling hot. HAHAH. one more for your taking. ! seeya tmr!

marathon tuition tmr followed by dance!

oh yes. mon i did relief teaching. as usual, yours truly was a hit with the kids. HAHAAHAH.

the FIERCE discipline master is my good fren. all the kids are TERRIFIED of him. so i have protection! YAY!

again to wanqi: i GYMMED today. early in the mornin' baby! =)

APRIL in pictures

2007-04-28T00:57:00.000+08:00

hello!

this is an unearthly time indeed.

hahahaah.

time for some photos to see how i spent some days of april!

hola nola after our EXCITING ISHI (aka Mr Shi) MTV class. nola is now a fan. HAHAH.

she is gonna engineer a fall/sprain/tear in her pants to attract his attention.

we do NOT think dancing very pro-ly will attract his attention.

hahahah.

you shld ALL go see his girl fans. SO MANY. hahaha

wanqi and i at billy bombers where we had a totally unalcoholic baileys shake and a NICE fish and chips.

did i mention she is predisposed to lesbian sights? she sees them kissing etc EVERYWHERE. and i'm super excited when i see ONE couple being touchy only. HAHAAH

yuna bong is a very naughty girl. HAHAH.

she loves 4D.

really.

i think i'm gonna sleep! marathon tuition tmr! more like today. since it's already 1.13 am!

lovelovelovelove! =)

dancedancedance

2007-04-14T00:47:00.000+08:00

thurs and fri has been dancedancedance all the way!

hola nola style. hahah.

we joined studiowu for the $90 month trial.

so we HAD to make our money worth. =)

it was hip hop on thurs-where u have to do tonnes of crunches and rolls.

we've all got aches now!

MTV on fri-with the funny instructor and nola's silly remarks.

fun! i must say.

met amy and nola met her st nic's schoolmate.

went to vilage for the very 1st time since it bought over marche and copied it through and through.

hahah. food's alright i say.

nola and i were cracked up (not by coke. ! hahah) at her lousy experience at being picked up. HA. then we have my Queen of all funky pickups. HAHAH.

laughed so loudly that the auntie at the next table

who witnessed me drop a fork just by banging the table and

very nicely offered me a clean one from hers,

had to look over to see what was going on!

lotsa gossip and as usual.

we got high by ourselves. HA

maybe the green tea honey lemon is actually tequila?

i kinda said "i love you" to some angmoh along the road.

who is pretty cute alright.

then had him wave at us.

then had us taking the lift at the MRT station.

laughing like madwomen.

giving each other nice future surnames as nola heads to dublin.

affirming the fact that our sons will be named hugh.

since we LOVE that name. and if we do NOT marry a hugh. HAHAHA.

my tuitions are going well! =)

tmr i've got one class then off to hang out with wanqi and sinyee!

today my ah lian student thinks i'm like a child coz i'm so innocent.

HA. seriously.

the kinda stuff they talk abt and do are so vastly different from my experiences.

there were no fights during recess.

i didnt have a boyfriend/girlfriend to make out with in school.

HA.

NO public caning.

much less various styles of public caning.

so i learn constantly on the job. cool.

oh yes. hello michelle! HANG OUT SOON! =)

2007-04-11T11:52:00.000+08:00

dinner with yuna at sun with moon was fantabulous with all THAT gossip! AND we ate so little! HAHAH.

yuna's sea urchin was like 3 cm long.

i had more substantial food with 5-8 cm long unagi and TONNES of cucumber and seaweed. NICE.

we were not satisfied and decided to hike to paragon to work that off and get ourselves some dessert. HAHAH. so much for eating little.

chatted abt scandalous stuff at bakerzin over cakes and an enamoured and enchanted audience consisting of 2 15-16 year old boys. who have clearly NOT been trained in the art of listening discreetly. oh well. if they must, they shall listen to our conversation. =)

though. at one pt, when i said "the hot guy", yuna says that the boy next to me POSITIVELY turned around. HAHAHAHAA. come on'. as if i were having a crush on him?! so amusing.

tuesday was a movie marathon at gwen's place together with kitty. we watched Paris J'taime. White Skin. Click.

hahaha. the 1st 2 shows were intellectual shows. click was so funny!

MTV is fully booked for today. so reggie and i will make do with thurs-hiphop and fri-MTV, not with feroze the cool but not gay enough teacher. HAHAH.

alright. outta here for lunch. =)

the LONG weekend! =)

2007-04-07T22:29:00.000+08:00

dear fren huilian FLEW off her bike at pulau ubin. ! hahahhaa.

so jiale and i visited her TODAY! =)

chatted. lent our ears for her whining. !

reached town and got greeted by the absolutely horrid service staff at M.A.C counter at tangs. HA. i'm complaining. i KNOW. =)

just because i was munching on chicken wings doesnt mean i WON'T buy anything from you.

since SHE-with-the green-eyeshadow thinks we aren't GOOD enough for M.A.C, FINE.

bobbi brown at taka LOVED us.

enough to make us buy enough to become their member. need i say more?

take THAT, M.A.C green eye shadow woman! HA!

though i must add i'm still a HUGE fan of mac lipbalm.

after that superduperfast and loads of $$$$ changing hands, jiale got her parents presents using her pay! =)

hung out at starbucks at paragon, chatting about EVERYTHING under the sun and then we took stock of what stuff to buy when we get our pay. =)

RUSHED to hotel pheonix for that funky 40% off on thefoodshop items. =) yay. then came the 190 ride which was jam packed!

yesterday was great fun too! gymmed at wellness village in pan pac with INTERESTING sights! HA. and set my sights on the dior mascara. =)

got my dancing studiowu gear with nola! we're soooo PREPPED for our classes! =)

Relief Teacher CAI LAO SHI

2007-04-05T20:00:00.000+08:00

HELLO!

although i was supposed to be slacking at home, i guess i just am not cut out to slack so much. HAHAHA. =)

monday i went to slack with shuyi. had a late late lunch at bakerzin after she convinced me that my "sells cakes means only cakes nice, sell food then only the food will be nice" theory is not always right.

the panfried tuna salad we shared was pretty good. the iced mangoey drink was nice. the cake we shared was great too. =) then we went in search of that elusive dress she needs. talked our usual crap. hahahah. we STILL love goong! =)

tues i played enervating badminton with gwen and kitty! i made them become frens! woohoo! hahahah. my badminton's pretty good now. really. =)

wed i got called for relief teaching at my fav yew tee pri! FINALLY. hahah. i was CAI LAO SHI! still remembered how in 3Q, they came up with a name for me just because my chinese is superb. i think it is cheenapoks. ? sth like that. HAHAH.

it was crazy! all the pri 1 and 3 kids come up to me and complain! a typical convo is like this:

kid: he take my pencil and use without asking me/he beat me/she dont lend me her things/she copying my work/ETC!

me: ok. just ask her/him to apologise and forgive her/him ok? OR don't be selfish. share! =)

so irritating la!

at the end of it. i was pissed off coz i was running late for my studiowu date! so i said super fast, "i dont care! whatever. get out of my face you tiny little kids!"

NONE of them caught it! HAHAH.

today i got the call again! and i was maths/eng teacher! whoa. they should be honoured. how often do u get a oxford law- accepted relief teacher? HAHAHA. i'm such an ego-maniac!

today i was nice. like really. i impressed them with my lesson on aprostrophes. and i can't believe teaching division is so hard. they dont know their timestables! HOW TO DO LIKE THAT!

tmr i'm heading out with my mummy! and then gymming with nola at pan pac. YAYness! =) hahahah!

i'm FREE next week. date me. PLEASE. =)

2007-03-31T20:30:00.000+08:00

needless to say, i had a rockin' good time. =)

as jiale would say, "your day as a socialite a la paris hilton!"

hahahah. loved the Moet they served. loved the gorgeous lil cakes on the silver platter.

if u look really closely, or when jiale sends me the photo, u can see my HANDSOME. i ALMOST fainted when he appeared FIRST on the runway! you should ask jiale. my smile was so wide that it was stretched across my entire face. and my eyes were dazzled. and i tell u, it was LUST at first sight. GOSH. although my handsome raoul personnel was staring at my lust-filled face from the opposite front-row. hahaha.
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we proceeded to place jiale's number down so they'll call us when the stocks hit the store. =)

on another note, my stint at st marg's has ended. and i think i may find it harder to get these relief jobs since the market is SATURATED with these trainee teachers. well. of course they should get priority-they are making teaching their career. so well. i'm FREE next week. call me anytime man. hahah. i've got a new tuition job. think i just can't NOT do anything at all. i may gripe and complain, but i really need to be doing sth. hahah. reading a book all day is pretty boring. tuition-ing is better. and i help these kids. =)

i'm technophobic at times. i can't load any songs onto an mp3 player. that's only because i havent read the instructions. other times, i love fixing things around the house. simply coz it's pretty fun. i get a kick outta saving my tuition kid's mechanical pencil. hahah.

feelin' so tired these days. i can sleep on buses, trains, even for 2 stops. must be the 6 am mornings. after lemme see, 3 years of waking up, earliest, 6.20am to rush for mr. chan's crazy early morning physics class designed to help us beat all the other girls in tests and exams. nanyang is pretty mad eh. esp 4/9. hahah

think i may start preparing for sleep. night! =)

FASHION SHOW and MORE!

2007-03-29T23:01:00.000+08:00

HA! JESLYN! i KNOW how to label my posts ok. i see the thing below. hahaha.

no i havent ever been wasted. what's wasted? i'm so innocent la.

wasted=wasted money buying things u dont need? my pile of receipts can attest to that. wasted=wasted time slacking? yes. EVERY single minute at st margs. reading books. hahah. wasted= drank so much that you lose control of yourself? NAH. i wonder why jeslyn WANTS. ! =)

since i've still got a lil bubbly from the champagne at the show in my brain cells, i shall list silly things i've done. !

1) i forgot what i wanted to type.

2) i LOVE Mr. Bean coz he's so crazy and funny!

3) i am in LOVE with some male clotheshorse.

4) though i kinda mixed him up with some other guyS.

5) i sat in coffee bean to rest my feet-got tortured in my newly-acquired heels.

6) i ACTUALLY am contemplating wearing the heels tmr.

7) no la. wear so nice to teach for what.

8) did i mention that i got molested by my st margs kids? not once, not twice, but 3/4 times. WHOA.

9) i slept on the train and thought i was on the bus to st margs.

10) i need to stop eating. so much. hahaha

i suddenly realised that i've gotta sleep. like. now.

i thought my dad was calling me. then i ran out to ask why. however. my dad and mum are deep in conversation. and no one called me.

it MUST be the champagne.

2007-03-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

i'm gonna have my ISLAND CREMERY and MR BEAN fix on wed.

i CAN'T wait!

i'm gonna ignore marcus and his taunts abt mr bean! i'm his No. 1 fan and i couldnt care less about other silly, jealous reviewers. ! hahahahah! maybe he'll read my blog and realise what a huge fan i am!

i bascially grew up on Mr. BEAN! his shows! i can rattle the ENTIRE storyline. and i watch the animated series with my cousins' kids too! =)

1) he met the queen

2) he went to the supermarket

3) he tried to cook for his girlfriend

4) he tried to take photo with the uk soldier

5) he got himself on a train bound to russia as cargo

6) he went to a fair

7) he played kiddy golf at a park

8) he got a haircut

9) he went to the supermarket

10) he went to the dentist

etc.

etc.!

Singapore Fashion Festival is gonna be lit up-by ME! =)

i'm going to the fashion shows.

Are you?

alright. that's a lil childish. HAHAHA. =)

night y'all!

Music and Lyrics

2007-03-22T21:09:00.000+08:00

st margs been well very tiring.

i'm shagged. from waking up at what is now deemed UNEARTHLY hours like 5.50am.

WHOA. and my busstop has got ppl selling marlboros.

i hope they dont ask me to buy. though i heard cigs make u more awake eh?

hahah. then i will go into st margs and plonk myself on the chair, surrounded by UNFRIENDLY teachers. esp this SUPPOSEDLY very cheekopek teacher. HAHAH. but he has NOT even looked me in the eye before, even when i sit RIGHT opposite him. oh well.

the food there is horrible.

i havent actually tried it.

once u step in, u will feel full.

so i've been drinking green tea.

the girls are nice! there ARE so many hot/cute/tanwithbraces girls! they are so sweet. and i'm like their FUNKIEST teacher. HAHAHA.

and yes, there IS a lil butch. i pissed her off coz i insulted her fav rapper. namely, enminem. do u spell it like that? gosh. so bimbotic. HAHAHA

there are SO many butches, or bungs as they call it.

i'm like the newest girl in class and they are all asking their other chinese class pals to come have recess with me. hahah. cool right.

then again. the food is unpalatable.

i have YET to go island cremery (island, they call it).

been rushing here and there all these days.

had shopping, MOVIE with nola! movie was MUSIC AND LYRICS!

I LOVE HUGH GRANT!

i am so gonna name my son HUGH.

check out this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWS4Alp43s

go watch the movie. it's STILL on! hugh grant's ass so cute. if any guy can do that on the dancefloor, i think he'd be soooo hot.

well. maybe it's just me. hahah

bristol talk at le meridien was very good. the prof is really really helpful and friendly. i have a personal invitation to go there and he'll host me! the other auntie is livid coz she was told to approach the undergraduate office if she's going with her son. HAHAHA. while i'm am going to be hosted by the pretty cute prof. =)

she tried to matchmake her son and i. i made a quick getaway. why? he so does NOT look like he's in the airforce. he's 20 this year. hahahh.

i wanna watch BEAN! =)

i'm his no. 1 fan. ! i'd be a hugh grant and mr bean groupie, if possible. HAHAH.

Dwayne's POP Party!@MOS PERFECTIONIST!

2007-03-17T17:28:00.000+08:00

yesterday was a BLAST!

too bad for yuna and huilian who pulled a no-show. TSK.

guess who got jiale, charlene, yanling into the party?

ME!

alright. bascially dwayne (an oxford-bound party pal) is nice. hahah ok so he wanted more "chicks" in the room. so well we shall oblige.
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nola was great fun, as usual! with cute and hot guys in the room. i was having so much fun!

met fab (known as manchester) and benduck and mr orange and singh and nicholas.

fun fun!

choice of poison: chivas on the rocks, lychee martini, vodka and the harmless lime juice!

waiting for dwayne to send me some photos. not those incriminating ones!

as usual mos was fun! and nola and i have been very bad. hahaha. we caused some girls sorrow when we hopped over to fab and co.

i've got a fren in nola's churchmate from st marg. guess i will have someone to wave to on MON! which reminds me, what to WEAR?!

i got such a workout yesterday. clubbing is like doing squats eh.

tuition later! hope my brain can still work and that all residual alcohol has been slept off. in that 2~3 hours of sleep we caught. hahahah.

i HAVE to go to island cremery next week. now that i've been exposed to it! hahah. i know. so slow!

looking forward to be ignored and having to regal the girls with tales of my happening life in ENGLISH when i actually am supposed to teach CHINESE.

looking forward to hooking up with a young lil butch.

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS-Hui Wen style

2007-03-15T20:09:00.000+08:00

i was wanqi's PERSONAL trainer on tues! made her do 4 sets of 15 rep of circuits and cardio in between while i stand there and laugh.

no i wasnt that mean! i joined in. and i did 20 rep. so i was hardworking.

we bullied small kids.

TSK. shame on you wanqi!

wanqi was invited to my house for a shower and a tour of my wardrobe. hahahah. then we went off to vivo looking like taitai (me!) and her maid/personal assistant (wanqi)! whoever asked her to don a crap-looking "outoftheocean" shirt. HAHAHAHA.

she REFUSED to pose for me in this romantic spot in vivocity.

check out this chinese junk at the cruise centre. i think it's a restaurant or sth. SO COOL!
now that SHLD be why we are at the vivocity viewing deck-to check out cool sights, and not just to compare the equipment at the planetfitness there with my gym!

got accessories! very chic, i must say. and my credit card got a lil overused too. HAHAH. =)

had rosti and mashed potato at marche. have i told you that their mashed potato ROCKS? like totally. either that or i was ravenous from my gymming and lack of lunch.

but we looked very much like we havent eaten for days!

and we saw SY's colleague-he-who-gave-me-a-lift-back-but-whose-name-escapes-me. hahahahh.

and we paid for our really quick meal and had a drink at coffee bean, piling on the calories in that GUILT-ridden mocha ice blended.

had a great time! talked abt how i might REALLY be an android-for i have NEVER ever liked anyone. seriously. hahah. i quizzed her on how it feels. and you are ALL welcome to tell me how it feels. so that i can learn to like someone. HAHAHAHAH. this is hilarious.

wed was NOLA's 19th birthday-the dawn of her coming of age, when she is SORE abt missing the bobbi brown make-up course that i talked abt. hahah. old ppl sometimes can be a lil strange. HAHAH.

rushed down immediately after i woke and reached coffee club in raffles place at 12! it was AWASH with office folks. i was lost. had to ask my sis who seems to have the map of the shenton way area on her hand.

good thing i called for a reservation. =)

today was spent learning abt singtel's internet sms. TOTALLY FREE! everyone go use it!

and checking out the dior saddle bag. the limited edition ones are way cool! =)

tuition was a horror. i bascially did the work for the LACKADIASICAL boy. i was SO bored.

well well.

tmr, i am going to party and have a great time with my havocers. =)

EMPLOYED!

2007-03-13T00:34:00.000+08:00

i'm EMPLOYED!

foraweekatleast.

dear chow pei qian has gotten me a job a St. Margaret's to teach-----CHINESE! my FAVOURITE! =)

so i had to meet the teacher. got stood up. got bullied by the GO clerkS. got ignored. got laughed at by 3 aunties. BUT! the HOD supports me ok. i got the job. she stood up for me! =) HA!

so my strategy for theweekafterthemarchhols or simply the i'memployedweek, is to befriend the BUTCHES first. HA. i'll tell you why. the butches are like uber cool right. so they are the popular ones, the in crowd. so i shall be their fren, then ALL the other girls will like me too! maybe they'll even tell me if there's a shortcut to islandcremery instead of the LONG road the vehicles take. hahahah.

this strategy should work out. =)

if not. i'll dress up as a BUTCH! whoa. then i'll be cool right! HAHAHAHA! can you imagine me as a butch?

how dare u say u can. TSK. i'm so girly ok. HA.

gonna hit the gym with wanqi tmr! so exciting! i'm gonna be her buff personal trainer. yay!

then we're gonna hit town and play. ! =)

it's FRIDAY! =)

2007-03-09T21:50:00.000+08:00

hiya!

to passerby, caiyun is my fren's fren from bowling.

to bong: we SHLD go out soon!

alrighty. today's tuition was cool because

1) my tuition kid is actually a girl, not a boy.

2) i think i managed to bewitch her half an hour into the lesson by talking some crap with her.

3) therefore, i am heading over AGAIN next week, meaning that i AM hired! =)

4) i need to sign in when i enter the condo, and today i got flirted at by the cute contractor. hahah.

5) the girl is one vainpot. kinda ahlian. but nice. she was overwhelmed by my speed when i speak.

6) she regaled me with tales of how catfights break out in the canteen at her school.

7) also, many sec 2 and sec 3 kids are FAMILIAR with the different types of condoms and they use them regularly-and i dont mean making balloons or whatever.

so to make up for my ulu-ness and unexciting stories, when she asked me if i skipped classes in jc, i said these exact words," of course! then i'll head to the track with my boyfriend and we'll have our fun there." ! HAHAHAH. hilarious. when i've been dateless for 19 years. ! alright. in the end i told her i was joking. i dont think she bought it. her school is TOO happening. ! i cant catch up. i'm in like a different era. that's what she thinks! hahah

8) she tells me that i will uber popular if i do relief teaching there. that is, if i just stand there and smile and hopefully wear some tiny skirt. HAHAH. i'm so inspired to call that school tmr to ask for vacancies. $$$$$$$!

9) in spite of all that talk, i taught her ionic bonding and kinetic theory and the atomic structure.

i MUST be the world's COOLEST tutor.

i am a gym fanatic . i gymmed immediately after tuition.

i feel those muscles!

i am so fit now. hahahahaha!

wanqi is going to have a helluva experience as i will be her personal trainer on tues. !

i shall go jogging tmr before i head out with jiale.

2007-03-08T22:37:00.000+08:00

hello!

today was the outing of the tai-tais on a budget-Me, Jeslyn and Shuyi: the 3 slackers who have NTH to do at home and we decide what to eat, what to watch, what to drink during our free time!

we shop for movies to watch next week or sth when we see trailers.

we think of nice places to eat at.

we spend effectively 4 hours chatting non-stop.

we walk around doing NTH. yet we pretend to be purposeful when we walk around.

whoa. LOVIN' IT!

i've been stressing wanqi out with my reminders to gym and eat healthily. HAHAH.

toast at taka is surprisingly healthy.

i feel muscle aches from gymming yest. when i did the stations for Ms. Fitness and occasionally, for Mr. Fitness. HAHAH. they should ask me to take part. i'm quite free now. =)

i've got a new tuition kid tmr. i think it's a sec 3 boy taking combined science. i better wear nicer tmr. better impress the kid. then i can keep the job. after all, my job is to make the tuition kid understand stuff. and it's always easier to take in stuff from sb u like. so i shall bewitch the boy tmr! HAHAHA. =)

i need to go do some jogging tmr. after my tuition.

so exciting! i'm finally gonna meet up with my lovely frens next week. ! =)

this incessant working out better work out. OOH! pun intended. =)

UPDATE!

2007-03-07T19:33:00.002+08:00

hello!

i LOVE ugly betty coz it's so devil wears prada! am i being slow? but i am STARTING to find csi miami nice. simply coz i saw the episode where this woman stole her husband's rolls royce and this son puts insecticide all over this irs taxman's table to give him a slow death! WHOA! so exciting right!

on a completely different note,

I have passed my final theory! woohoo! and i just studied while watching my csi and i had no evaluation test! whoa. i'm boasting, am i not?

i'm gonna be a driver soon! WHEE!

i hit the gym today! HA! wanqi u ought to be ashamed of urself!

i must get serious abt my diet plan. yea. u heard me right!

gonna shower now!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2007-02-24T00:48:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year is my FAVOURITE time of the year~!

Pig out!

play with little kids!

win some money!

new clothes!

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so lemme show you some cable car photos! my parents are so fun to be with! we took the cable car simply because everytime we pass by it, i will whine abt taking it! and my sis will show off! coz she took with her lover?!/girlfriend(s)!

do NOT tell me that my sister and i look alike.

we look SO different. just look at us try to strike a similar pose as we camwhore as we go bainian.

i even incorporate my bag! and my manicured nails! and my pink bling!

look at HER. just smiling sweetly for the camera. how boring eh.

POST VALENTINE'S!

2007-02-15T18:44:00.000+08:00

HOUNDED by the kids on v day. demanding to know my date for the day and my love life. (lack of)
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who refused to take "NO LOVE LIFE" as the answer, although it was the truth!

and i got asked out by SMALL kids. when i said i have no date.

and when i said i had, they demanded details.

gosh. i didnt know what to say!

the day passed soon enough though.

i RUSHED home and gymed.

tuition-the VIP, not exactly. IRRITATING, more like it. HAHAH
i wore a short skirt and top that TOTALLY went against VIP mom's WARNING of STRICTLY NO vaguely SEXY clothes i.e, no skirt above the KNEE?! no shirt with a cut below the sternum?!

ALL for my HOTDATE with my girlies-the HAVOCers. =)

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went to changing appetites, exchanged LOADS of gossip and had fun! like how if u relief teach at a sec sch, u better be good-looking, to get the attention of the boys. HAHAH.

cityhall was FLOODED with couples! i had to listen to a couple smooch every 5 min on the train. welldone!

everyone was carrying FLOWERS!

I VANT!

i VANT too!

I VANT FLOVERS!

!
!

only because i think they make a great accessory.

so do NOT ever deliver flowers to my house. WHO can see them then?

HAHAHAHAH.

that's kinda wrong, ain't it?

i served the last day of 6E teaching on 15/2, TOTAL DEFENCE DAY!

unless DEAR HOD OF SCIENCE, my BESTIE, is sick or ns AGAIN. =)

some camwhoring moments when i finished marking at my lightning speed, with 99.99% accuracy!

i have to walk for abt 10 min to get to the school. u know how HOT it gets when i leave at 1 pm daily?! so shades are ABSOLUTELY neccessary.

sometimes they are neccessary for the 1 min walk to mummy's car too. after all, i've got an image to keep up with. walking at 6.30am everyday is NO joke. u shld see my dark eye circles.

also, i got CHASED by the kids to OUTSIDE of the school JUST because they wanted to see my "boyfriend" drive me home!

i usually look like this when my irritating kiddos won't shut up and listen. so THREATENING EH!

However, my girls really surprised me with presents!

so i was all smiles as i LUGGED my HEAVY books and markers to the classroom located 4 floors above the staffroom. as u can see, i have an EXTREMELY busy schedule. and u thought my money was earned easily?!

in other news, i am about to be very rich. if parents of pri 6 students studying in this school read my blog.

today i had my BELATED valentine date with nola. we watched NOTES ON A SCANDAL starring Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench. really nice movie that had meaning. to think we short-listed epic movie too. HAHAH.

after watching, you'll be VERY afraid of OLD women who suddenly become ur good fren. =)

tuition was incredibly skull-numbing. (as usual)

my tuition kid really has got to study by himself. like he gave ME attitude today?! ok then. we'll all relax and stare at my un-manicured fingers.

finally he decided to switch his brain on and do the work.

i was so eager to get to the POSB cash deposit machine (AKA hola nola fav. machine on earth), then i refused a lift home in the TORRENT RAIN and got all drenched going home by myself.

all to get the chance to deposit a SMALL amt of $$$$ into my account and smile to myself as i read the receipt AGAIN and AGAIN. =) the joy of earning ur own keep is inexplicable. really. i havent been asking for money from my parents since i worked, post attachment. feels good eh. although i have my eye on a new wallet. abt 60 plus ? that's a day of sexual harrassment from my kids. well. GIMME THAT ANYTIME.

money is my fav now.

AND. after getting all drenched, i went home and washed my shoes and JOGGED!

i'm a HARDCORE cardio fan now. =) woohoo! the power of my mummy's mission.

lovin' it.

did i mention that i drank diet coke today esp coz of the caffeine? victoria beckham swears by it. she does NOT even drink plain water. coz caffeine increases ur metabolism.

so i'm STILL burping the gas now! help, NOLA!

will i drink it again? on an empty stomach?

probably.

you gotta get used to it man.

i think i sound totally like a sicko, but it really isnt that bad. diet coke actually tastes the same as normal coke! just don't drink too much at a go. small sips.

did this from sinhui's blog.

Your Reputation Is: Mean Girl

You rule through teasing and intimidation..Yet, people would give the world to be your friend

What's" Your Reputation?

have a GOOD laugh at how INaccurate it is!

tmr's Lunar New Year Eve! I LOVE CNY! =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valentine's! tmr.

2007-02-13T18:31:00.000+08:00

tmr is Valentine's Day yet again.

*
I am dateless, as for the past 19 years! (alright. dateless=no love interest. actually meeting HAVOCers for dinner! don't get me wrong. i LOVE them to bits!)
*

why?
*

not that i am craving for some love, but everyone around me seems to have it.

it's like a must-have bag/shoes/clothes/thing.

even my primary 6 class have EXCITING lineups for tmr!

gosh.

it's strange, the way i attract the wrong crowd.

small pri sch kids. old men. africans. jiukong at st. james. mr. right from MOS. skinny/TOO muscular men at the gym.

free ride home from ppl i havent even said hello before. all i did was be a cheapskate and smile and say thanks.

there MUST be a reason.

*
am i too naughty?!

nah. that is JUST a straw.

*
am i too crazy?

ok. that may be correct. HAHAH.

am i too, gasp!, UGLY?!

well, that may be ugly, but it's NOT that bad right. hahaha.

anyway looks are NOT important in a relationship, i am, in my idealistic mind, inclined to think.

so if that is the case and i am withOUT love interest, i must have an EVIL heart and not-so-good looks!

not-so-good looks, yes. but evil?! GASP! i'm not evil. seriously. =)

so, am i too greedy/FAT?!

ah ha! i think we've hit the right spot.

i should be ashamed of the way i'm stuffing the nuts into my mouth.

HAHAH.

if i were to ask my mummy this qns, in her normal mummy mode, i would be told that "THE ONE" is not here yet.

However, my mummy is on her make-Hui Wen-skinny mission, so the ans i'll get is,"GO and EXERCISE!"

HAHAHAH. =) my mummy rocks.

so since i have NO love interest,

i think i'll hit the gym tmr too, just like today.

looking like a banana in blue clothes. =)

Just wondering.

GIRLS' NIGHT OUT!

2007-02-11T19:04:00.000+08:00

yesterday was our PEPS BEST FRIENDS AKA THE FOUR MUSKETEERS' girls' night out!

it began with me arriving fashionably late at gwen's house. we showered our host with a VIDAL SASSOON hair-styling set. =)

then gwen and i put on makeup in double time, and we were ready to rock the night away! =)

yay! the taxi ride was FULLY sponsored, as were the tickets, by GWENLYN who just got her pay and felt generous. =)

we went to st. james, despite the warnings of "BALD, FLORAL-SHIRT wearing old ahbengs". it wasnt that bad really. in fact, i found it pretty fun. =)

look! we at the bar.

we danced the night away. and had great fun. let the pictures speak for themselves.

presenting my lovelies:

Gwenlyn(who keeps pulling me onto the dancefloor)

Shurong(who keeps taking photos of me eating the nuts)

Weifang(who keeps copying what i say)

here's chillin' in the coolness of the night on the swings. evidently, they enjoyed it while i got giddy. and had to be helped down the stairs as i screamed and caught the attention of everyone else. i hate such swings. eew.

gwenlyn looking shagged as she stole some whiskey coke from me.

hoho! caught smoking?!

nah. that's just a straw. and my entry for the ahbeng shot of the night. =)

2007-02-08T15:22:00.000+08:00

whoa. my tagboard is like a personals ad. who on earth is lyna lee? i dunno. u better look somewhere else, anonymous. =)

ethel you're ABSOLUTELY right. MONEY IS MY MOTIVATION for this stint. i'm not complaining. hahah

today i was able to escape the clutches of my treacherous pri 6 class as they had to go to Chinatown. YAY!

i got to go to NICE HARMLESS pri 5 classes and cutesy pri 2 classes. =)

today was great.

u have NO idea how GROSSED out i was on wed.

u know i wore a skirt of respectable length. then. these kids tell me they like my legs?! then they like my hair?! (not that my hair is not nice. it's NICE ok.)

then this takes the cake: "miss chua, can i be your valentine next week? SWEETIE?"

DISGUSTING.

NOT cute at all.

eew.

EEW.

and i confiscated this paper they were passing around the class-LEWD drawings of important parts of the human anatomy.

this isnt the harmless silly fun we had in pri sch where the WHOLE class cracked up at the mention of "DICtionary". hahah. this just WAY lewd.

tmr i've gotta face these pervs again. i'm thinking of wearing say, a curtain? no?

HAHAH. fine i'm joking.

2007-02-06T18:57:00.000+08:00

today demonstrated the truth in this saying:

"Kids should always be seen and not heard."

Indeed, the wise person is right.

relief teaching at yewtee was a horror today.

i was hoping for the kids to come like television sets-with "MUTE" and "PAUSE" buttons. and at the very least, if nothing fancy is available, the "OFF" button.

the racket a class of 30 odd can create is beyond anyone's imagination.

to all teachers who thought my classes in the past were noisy, take a listen to my relief class.

i raised my voice, i scolded them, i STARED at them.

alas, all could only work for 10 sec.

this! i found out. is the ultimate way.

recording their names on this aptly-named paper: EXTREMELY ILL-BEHAVED STUDENTS

to be handed to their real teacher, who i heard is a FIERCE man who is a force to be reckoned with, and the DISCIPLINE MASTER.

MUAHAHAHAHA.

trying to test my patience?

it has a limit.

reasonable one.

but the line was crossed with these kids.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

HA.

the paper is sitting on the table in the staffroom.

muahahah.

already the kids have been BEGGING me to strike their names off.

i WON'T.

since i am NOT planning to hand in the paper anyway.

HAHAHAHAHA.

small kids.

i can fool them.

quite easily done.

ALSO,

i spent my 1ST recess alone. GASP!

i read my driving book in the room. with aircon. no kids. no noise.

PERFECT.

well, i'm not ALL that mean. i made friends with them too. i found out abt the LOVE TRIANGLE in the class.! at what? 12 years of age. whoa.

and they KEPT asking if i was Singaporean.

what's up with that? i CETAINLY did NOT wear a ski cap there.

well that qns KEPT ON popping out. and they would NOT believe when i insisted i was Singaporean.

too boring? maybe i should just say i'm russian or sth tmr. HAHAH. and my name will be HOLA.

at least the morning session means that i can get the afternoon off. so i hit the gym today. whoa.

i'm proud of myself! =)

here's to more name-writing tmr!

GOODNIGHT!

2007-02-01T21:36:00.000+08:00

Hola(me!) and Nola(nicole AKA slanted ponytail) have taken a plunge into the deep end of the sea and become SMOKERS.

whoa.

it's true.

ask Vitaly, the guy with the CUTE walk.

who was snorting as he sat next to us.

our cigarette-smoke laced clothes choked him so much

that he had to excuse himself to the washroom (smoke-free one, of course)

for a grand total of 20 minutes.

my, my. later, when he saw us behind him in the afternoon, he bolted AWAY from us.

when usually he would have made some SMALL conversation.

on a completely side note, i saw a really cute guy at the cash deposit machine today. i DID NOT mean to initiate conversation, but i really didnt know if i could use my card to do the cash deposit of my tuition money. so i just asked him. he's nice. nice. nice. nice. both of us had queued in the wrong one. apparently they swopped the machine coz one was out of order. well well. so irrresponsible!

so i spent my whole walk back home trying to balance my accounts. YAY. all's in order. now awaiting money from tuition agent. =)

Grand Hyatt

2007-01-27T21:04:00.000+08:00

hello! fresh from my ROMANTIC TRYST with my Dubai hottie! =)

ok i was lying.

lemme do that again: I'm fresh from my GIRLY-GIRL stayover at the Hyatt with shumichsam! =)

it was funnnnn! come on, shuyi and i had a SWIMMING competition at like 2.30am. without freezing our asses off. how cool is that?

in other news, sam got stuck to the flat plasma tv (reminder to shuyi: NOT touch-screen)!

we also found the pillow-stealer in us-SAM. TSK. she steals pillows like nobody's business. lucky for me, i hugged mine SOOOO tight that sam couldnt even lay her finger on it. HAHAHAH.

michelle, shuyi and i went into the room and michelle made a RUN for the bathtub. she wanted to sleep there. so shuyi and i HAD TO choose the nice comfy bed. well. we're good frens.

dinner was at pete's place. but silly us forgot abt making reservations and we had to eat some toastbox at wisma as we waited for our table. the peanut toast is so cute! hahaha. but i still like my traditional kaya one!

we were stuffed silly at pete's. there was calamari, pizza, linguine with clams, codfish, dessert! my stomach skin was being tested for its elasticity. whoa.

Also, we were almost stuck in the lift and i think we gave the security guards a great time with our antics like the MILLION ways we tried to put the access card and how i took in copious amounts of oxygen everytime shuyi opened the lift door. actually, we were in the wrong wing. HAHAHAHA.

we had soooo much fun. here's us this morning. we took this while watching GOONG.

we're looking incredibly spectacled. HAHAHA.

so here's a more glam one. of HUI WEN THE MODEL. i hear u laughing. STOP IT. when i'm like supermodel u all will be begging me for front row seats. HAHAHAHA.

alrighty. presenting our sponsor for the room-SHUYI!

sammy-my bedmate!

mich and i! we were waiting for shuyi to shower!

i love my girlies! seeya!

2007-01-25T23:10:00.000+08:00

today's gymming session got cancelled! coz my SUPER BUFF FEMALE (SBF) trainer decided it was not a good time. i was ALREADY on the train with my gymming gear. so heavy ok. in the end, my SBF and i went to the smu concourse for some bazaar they have. i got a couple of cute things! like really cute. =)

then SBF and i went to outofthepan at raffles city to have crepe and dessert. i also received a lecture from SBF about how NOT to eat white bread and how to mix in the healthy rice along with the normal rice. cool right! then SBF and i went to Accessorize to buy super cute HALF-PRICE stuff. =)

tmr's the FUNKY Grand Hyatt stay! woohoo! so fun! =) we've got the schedule planned! my DUBAI boyfren and i are gonna have sooo much fun! right, huilian and jiale? =)

dinner yest with huilian and jiale at sun with moon was incredibly fun! talked sooooo much! and exciting stuff too. i think i can be an ACTRESS. either that or huilian is soooo easy to bluff. here's

the episode:

huilian: why we walk outside? take underpass.

jiale: here the air is fresher.

h: city air is fresh?! u crazy.

me: of course. jiale's going LSE. she's learning to smoke. just socially of course.

h(TOTALLY FLABBERGASTED): SMOKE? u crazy? u'll get addicted!

me: addicted? no. it's cool and HOT STUFF to smoke while u club in the uk! (as i raise my brows and retort)

h: huh? (raises her voice) female smokers are so unhealthy! they are GROSS.

at this point, huilian flashes us the "i'm truly apalled to have such frens" look! and jiale and i were bursting with laughter! ohman. huilian is so funny.

today tuition went well! i was PROPERLY-ATTIRED re: berms with shirt. COVERED SHOES even. i'm so proud of myself. =)

i'm starting to TRAIN for fencing again. really. nola's already called mark and juliana. good for losing weight. =) and getting fit. and for my blade to burnt the piste. HAHAHA. we're apparently going for the team event 2 weeks later. joke. joke. i hope i can still hold my sabre. it's not THAT rusty right! now, to locate my fencing bag. i'm pretty excited by the prospect. guess watching the novices on sun made me wanna don the EXTREMELY hot suit again. fencing makes me get some muscles back. HAHAHA. so fun. i'm really kinda excited. woohoo!

alrighty. my sidney sheldon book is calling me! seeya!

Greetings!

2007-01-23T19:17:00.000+08:00

sunday was a great day! went to vivocity and got myself nice skinny jeans from forever21. quite cheap! (i can hear u, shuyi; ur silly jeans cost 30 bucks. FINE. WHATEVER. hahahah)

the funny thing is, i met wanqi who was spinny and all drunk shopping in the store! HAHAHA. she was reeking of alcohol! lucky my mummy didnt smell it! if not she'll wonder abt the company i keep!

on mon and today, jeslyn and i attended the conference by HMPD's visiting professor and we were treated to a WHOLE day of tea, lunch, tea and VIP treatment (almost!) ! hahahah
it was great! learnt abt probiotics and stuff.

tmr i'm catching a movie with nola and then TUITION and then dinner with huilian and jiale! =)
everytime i wanna complain abt my tuition work, i think of sinhui and i am TRULY impressed by her 3 jobs at the same time life. HAHAHA. so i shall not complain and i shall try to enjoy the LONG walk to the girl's house.

2007-01-20T23:46:00.000+08:00

OH MAN WANQI! I REALLY OUGHT TO GET A PHEROMONE-REVIEW DONE ASAP.
today i got picked up by a bunch of sec sch kids. how VERY annoying. then tuition, the tuition mum told me my skirt was too short. WHAT on earth is that. she added that my perfectly respectable zara black shorts were too short too. whoa. she thinks i'm turning her kid on. SIAO. i wouldnt even look at him twice if i had a choice. HAHAHAHA
i have a revenge plan: i'll turn up in long pants and COVERED shoes and a turtleneck and then complain to her that it's too warm for me to teach. HAHAHAHAH =)
alrighty. enough of complains. i'm off to sleep and tmr's skinny jeans hunting day. SHUYI! i WILL find NICER ones than your 30 plus dollars steal. HAHAHAH
lovelovelove,
Hui Wen
=)

Ting! outings

2007-01-15T20:44:00.000+08:00

my FAVOURITE ARTIST in the world, Ting, was back in town for a whirlwind 2 week visit from Wesleyan in the states. =)

so we hung out at Sun with Moon at Wheelock Place! i LOVE that place! i mean the food's nice and the ambience is great! there's this really nice japanese lady captain too. Look at one of our yummy dishes. the rest i forgot to take photos coz i was too caught up eating!

yummy eh! =)

the dinner company was GREAT! =) sinyee and ting! wanqi couldnt make it. TSKTSK!
ting told us really EXCITING stories! hahahahahaha so promiscuous.

here's us during dinner!

end of our dinner date! and it was party mood for fri! =)

after braving the rain and the treacherous hike up The Hillside, i reached ting's place and saw the girls putting on all that makeup on. VAINPOTS. i merely took a small mirror and put on some eye makeup. =) hahahah

here's us, in our ready-to-party mode!

sinyee and i! ting and i!

picked up taka, this japanese-korean dude from kim seng road and off to MOS! =) party party! scandalous things!

at the end of the night, we're tired! but! not before some customary SMOKEY photos.

see my favourite artist mistaking me for some hot guy she wants!

after a pitstop at a petrol kiosk for some green tea and food, we were all ready for bed! and girlish gossip! =)

off to watch BORAT jon burnt for me/read jon's jeffrey archer book! THANKS to JON, i kinda cleaned out his latest entertainment stuff! hahahah! =) i'm sure u're having fun in NS! =)

2007-01-14T22:24:00.000+08:00

hiya! i had an exciting, fun-filled week! newborns are really adorable! =)

i met up with so many ppl for dinners and i had a lot of fun!
mon: sinhui's birthday dinner-we treated.
tues: class dinner at hard rock cafe. the food is not nice!
wed: dinner with ting and sinyee at sun with moon with GREAT food!
thurs: home dinner! yummy!
fri: had my basic driving test! passed it! went to give tuition in the rain and ended up super wet.
then went to party with ting, sinyee and ting's SAS fren, some japanese-korean dude! it was a really cold night!
However, i had a great adventure! like 1) i turned this hot angmoh baldie on with my gross hoarse voice, only to have him think i'm lesbian with ting coming from behind to hug me at the bar. TSK. i was gonna get my free beer! hahahah
and OTHER things happened. i'll tell ya all in person. too funny to say here! since i have a stalker in the form of FLORENCE who reads my blog! CONGRATS TO UR SILVER! proud of u eh, your NICE senior. =)

seeya around dudes. HAHAH

KIDS

2007-01-07T22:14:00.000+08:00

to evelyn, wanqi, yuna and CYNICAL others, hahahahaha
i am really good with children! seriously. impressed? =)
i think my talent surfaced when my cousins' kids decided they liked playing with me, more than with my sister. hahaha. and now. i think i have perfected this skill.

according to my sister, it's my long hair. but. her hair is long now. and today's luncheon showed that hair length is not the crux.

to those who wanna learn my skill, i looking at you wanqi, i think the KEY is not to be very nice to them. really. like when i play with my cousins' brood, i am mean. i snatch their toys and don't give back till they're abt to cry. HAHAH. i deliberately NOT lose to the kids, unlike others who will deliberately lose to the kids. and i scolded amanda, my pet from the p 3 class so many times, but she still attempts to tickle me! talk abt courage. hahahah
i think it's the thrill of playing with someone who is challenging. like how the theory goes that women fall for the bad boy and that good guys finish last. maybe it's true then. HAHAH =)

so. try my method when u deal with kids next time. and tell me if this works. *wink*

BACK!

2007-01-05T20:29:00.000+08:00

today i returned to attachment at SGH. to be greeted by a very late jon and jeslyn who was ill and thus a no-show.

so i told jon my relief-teaching stories! here are selected interesting parts

1) i was a baby pooh bear, according to a primary one boy!
2) this cute eurasian boy decided that i shall be the target of his affections. i got love letters from him. HAHAHA. how cute. if only he were like 10 years older...!
3) i was ms popular when all the kids decided they wanted me to be recess-buddy.
4) i really can think of the silliest, most embarrassing forfeits in the world.
5) a primary 4 boy decides that i am getting married.
6) i was ms popular again when teachers decided they wanted to have recess with me.
7) ETC.

hahahahhaha it's so funny that i MUST tell ppl face to face.

and today! i saw the HOTTEST doctor in the hospital. this dirty blond american doctor and his buddies sat behind us for lunch! before i could pretend to fall down and get CPR (HAHAH!) from dr. hottie, jon-that-polar-bear-who-ruins-hotdate, decides to announce that it was time to go! oh man! i wonder which dept dr. hottie is from...! =)

2007-01-03T21:24:00.000+08:00

hello! i woke up this morning and these muscle aches which were almost as bad as those i got after a crazy fencing training. so my gym trip had to be postponed. so much for being hardcore eh. but i really couldnt go. i cant even haul myself down the stairs properly. so there. justified! =)

and to evelyn: yes the stars were pretty, when i found it novel. then the stars became really dark and i felt like puking! and i fell into the changing room's sofa and just saw the lockers spinning around. hahahha. so maybe i'll go for another session too! to see the hottie trainer and less stars, i hope. hahah =)

today's relief teaching at yew tee pri sch was quite fun! i mean i kinda remembered how i felt when i was a pri sch kid! esp when i saw the prefects! and the small QUIET sweet pri 1 girls (much like myself when i was still a QUIET girl in pri 1. ) hahhaaha pri 1 children are soooooooooooooooooooooo cute. really. but not pri 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and beyond. they are IRRITANTS then. hahahaah

so i spent the day playing nanny, keeping them in check and playing hangman with the pri 3 and 4 kids. i think hangman's the IT game for pri kids now. they were so excited to hear these words from my mouth,"let's play hangman."

and all the stereotypes of schoolkids appeared. the teacher's pet wannabe and the noisy boy and the quiet kid. hahahah quite funny. i am quite a nice teacher, if i may say so myself. hahahha i only raised my voice a couple of times, before groaning to myself, a little to loudly, " oh my god. SO freaking noisy. SHUT up." then i will catch myself and smile sweetly at the kids. oh man. i am a good actress. hahahahahahahaha

=) another relief teacher day tmr. i shall get myself a nice book to read. =)

HAPPY 2007!

2007-01-03T00:26:00.000+08:00

hello! HAPPY 2007! =)

i'm not one for fireworks at esplanade by squeezing with crowd nor the party at clubs on such occasions, so i spent new year's eve at home. =)

new year's day was spent with gwenlyn and weifang, my pri sch besties! and i got a LOVELY cute dress for chinese new year! =) love to talk to them! so fun! we must hang out again.

and 2 jan-i went GYMING at pan pacific with nola and andre! nola and her personal trainer! i got another trainer! hahaha he's quite cute and hot. and made me work out super hard, like the only exercise i get now is walking around the wards and taking the stairs at MRT stations. hahahah so today after my vigorous sets, i SAW stars. and i dont mean my head spun due to the hottie. i LITERALLY saw stars. i ALMOST fainted. so scary. i went to the ladies and just rested. before long, nola got sent by hot trainer to check on me. hahaha

ok so minor scare, then we had a shower and i emerged with the world's UGLIEST tube dress in the form of the pan pacific towel. hahaha

i was well enough to go shopping. got a top from topshop! =)
then zara! and finally a yummy healthy dinner at cedele for healthnuts nola and hola! =)

i'm so hardcore now. i've decided to go gyming tmr. =) seeya all!

Class Party!

2006-12-31T21:35:00.000+08:00

we held our class party at jon's on the 30th!

theme: BLING BLING HIP HOP

only some ppl adhered to the theme like evelyn and matheus (our best dressed winners!)
look! here's matheus looking all p. diddy-ish and evelyn looking all ciara-ish.

and there was the usual girly girls who ADAMANTLY decided they shall not follow the theme. TSK. nvm. i still love you all. =)

sherlene here. i was trying to look shorter! and in the end i look so clownish! i've never taken a photo and looked so interesting before. HAHAH.

the wonderful organisers! (ooh! isn't that me in there?)

after a round of games and drinks and deciding what to do and playing silly music and talking crap. we landed in jon's basement watching moulin rouge! =)

slept in the sofa in the living room before it got stolen by ming chuan. and off i went to the basement to colonise joel's leg space. got myself some breakfast by asking jon to get them for me. and after a round of silly card fortune telling, i was on the way home in my daddy's car.

meeting weifang and gwen tmr. so exciting! =) =) =) =)

let's play "SPOT HUI WEN IN THE PHOTO" game.

Christmas Day! Part 2

2006-12-26T15:05:00.000+08:00

thanks to blogger. i can't upload so many photos at a shot. so i HAVE to break this into parts.

so anyway. NEXT up, we prepared pasta! we had penne and linguine for folks to choose from! frying it was hard work. look at us!

weeleng frying, ethel frying and I marinating the chicken fillet!

told u it's hard work. i needed a back massage! =)

finally our meal was done! =)

i have to admit not all were cooked by us. but the NICEST were cooked by us.after a hard day's work, we get to eat! =)

we were so stuffed! and had red wine and log cake! and it was all great fun! =) considering how wee and i know next to nothing abt cooking. and how the 3 of us, with very interesting links got together to play! hahaha =)

Christmas Day! Part 1

2006-12-26T13:55:00.001+08:00

hello! Merry Xmas! =)

Christmas was spent trying to be a jamie oliver at weeleng's place. it was just sth we decided to do on a whim since she's got this dinner thing at her place. so we went off to get ingredients and the following conversation happened:

wee: we need to get the salad sauce
me: oh yea. just get the dressing.
wee: ok. the coleslaw?
me: no. the italian dressing.
wee: only have thousand island and i dont like it. it's sour.

so we decided to get the coleslaw. but we dunno how to make a salad?! hahah so i decided to call my very domesticated, mother of one, ethel wong to ask for directions.

ethel: oh. u need the nestle cream and milk to make the salad.
me: huh? what cream. dressing can a not?

finally. we invited ethel to come and PLAY. hahha and we realised we got the WRONG kinda sauce. and we marched down to the supermarket and got the sauce ethel deems alright.

in the end, the salad looked like this.

it's really yummy and i'm not boasting. weeleng's relatives LAPPED up the salad. they LOVED it.

and i decided to try making some rice krispies, like those we made at shuyi's house for siyuan's party. this is the FIRST time i'm making it-and on my own too. so. i kinda burnt the pot.

there was wee's lovely maid to clean up, fortunately. hahah. and silly wee added TOO much water and this resulted. the bottom layer is still yummy, coz i didnt add so much water.

Eve of Christmas Eve

2006-12-24T17:09:00.000+08:00

had an outing with my girls-wanqi (aka xiao chen) and ling (aka xiao hong). went to marina square where they looked on as i picked out some keychains for my sis' FRENS. hahaha i'm such a sweetheart to my sis. and presents for my HAVOCERS.

and a hat! for myself- for bad hair days. and for the looking bling bling hip hop. hahahaha !

so after the shopping was done. we had dinner at cartel. look at my healthy choice. with chilli

flakes that were so scorching.

gossiped! and took photos! HAHAH the usual stuff.

and that's wanqi wearing my comfy white-as-snow marciano jacket. hahah

and we walked along esplanade talking abt IMPORTANT things in life and wanqi decided to take a photo of me with wind in my hair (but i think i look like i'm drunk)

we caught EIC performing at esplanade and here's mr siva. and his band. they were good.

Alrighty! have a MERRY CHRISTMAS! =)

2006-12-22T15:47:00.000+08:00

hahahah. funny things when i talk to yuna. she's been MIA since after exams. i miss her. =) and she knows me so well man. hahah here's sth i did. hahah after she told me abt it. hahaha it's funny.

told u it's funny. suddenly i feel like tarzan.

anw. 4/9 outing was fun! =) felt so girl-schoolish AGAIN! =)
my class! well 17 of them at least.

had really silly candid shots like these

hahah. and the CUSTOMARY cam-whoring with the owner of the camera. i just whisked her camera off to take photos that are un-candid. like THIS!

and our conversation on the train was sooooo x-rated. hahah all yanzhen's fault. and we found kitty to be a girl FULL of testosterone. hahahaha

we gotta have more outings! =)

tmr i'll meet wanqi and ling! my DARLINGS!

American Club

2006-12-20T18:52:00.000+08:00

outing at the American Club was fun-all that food. about say 200 +++ for 6 of us. and COMPLETELY FREE. the lava cake was yummy. =)
jealous? wanna join us? wanna get to know jon? =) jeslyn and i are self appointed matchmakers for jon, so get past our test first. hahahahaha. we had a little get-to-know session at delifrance today. the content of our talk is confidential. hahahahah

so, back to the outing. I AM THE QUEEN OF POOL. just ask tubby and jon. they LOST terribly at jeslyn's and my hands. the QUEEN (aka me) shot in like 2/3 shots at one go k. and they tried to make things difficult for us, but no. PRO me still can win. =)

and my hands are aching a little from bowling. hahaha. AND we played I NEVER at the poolside. so exciting man. all the guys are super chee ko pek. TSKTSK. tubby is a promiscuous boy. TSKTSK.

i got myself a tuition job. say hello to the working Hui Wen. =)
how cool is that, i can actually walk to my tuition student's house!
i got 2 surprises in my gmail today. so exciting. one yesterday and one just now. hahah. =) =)

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2006-12-18T21:03:00.000+08:00

hello! attachment was fun on thurs and fri. and today was really slow. hahahaha i got a free nice yummy intellectual lunch with the team on thurs and a free hydrating drink on fri! today. i got a free yummy high tea from jon's mum. not bad. i think i actually save money by getting all these free stuff. hahahahaha. which is impt. as i have no income now. and i spend a lot. i just got myself a new guess bag. i LOVE it! i HAD to get it! =)

i got a guess top(on 50% discount, no less!) too. u see, these buys are inevitable! =)

we're gonna play at the american club tmr! with...... the siyuan with "boyish charm" and "manliness" (i quote him). hahahah sounds fun right! it's all becoz my doctor has operation stuff tmr and he's too busy to bother abt me. hahahaha ok i can entertain myself. =)

so exciting right! what is more. there's a PARTY on 30 Dec at JON's igloo. from 6 pm till late! theme is BLING BLING and HIP HOP. =) wanna get inspiration on the attire? watch mtv. hahaha up for grabs are "BEST DRESSED" and "BEST FOOD", so better put in effort ok. we WILL check ur attire before u can enter the party. so cool right, like clubbing. =)

ok i will post photos of the outing tmr! if i take nice shots. hahaha =)

Check out this slideshow of the night before!

2006-12-09T21:06:00.000+08:00

i'm so IT-savvy! hahahahah

note: the only reason the photos are only of nola and i was because: we didnt wanna risk looking like we were picking ppl up. hahaha that's so not cool right.

go to my previous post to read abt the night!

Fabien's birthday party @ MOS

2006-12-09T20:40:00.000+08:00

hello! just had an energising 2 hour nap after an enervating night!
birthday boy and party host was nola's bro-fabien! nola and andre got him a ck ponyhair bag which is gorgeous. VERY metro indeed. i'm chipping in too! met nola @ her place and we vainpotted for a while before we all got fetched to mos. it was funny to see her parents waving goodbye as if we were visiting the zoo! hahah

we cut VIP queue and i actually got asked to show my id! hahahaha i must have looked really young yesterday! to think the 1st time i clubbed i was one of the few who didnt get checked. well. went into the cubicles and had some drinks before moving into the smoove room where the music was gross. at 12 am. later it became good and we had helluva good time!

important!
1) NEVER ever ask sb to dance with you, unless you're a girl or you're smoking hot. hahahaha
this girl asked me to dance with her fren ( not smoking hot) and i said no immediately. oops. how paiseh for us all.
2) get all lesbiany to shake off the random gyrating guy around you! hahahah i think it's like 11 on a scale of 1 to 10 for turn-off meter.

anw! as we cam-whored towards the end of the night, we kept getting angmohs who were astonished that we were trying to take photos ourselves. and they INSISTED on taking for us! like grabbing my camera from my hands and trying to get us to pose. wow. talk abt being friendly. we would have asked them to join us, IF we were slutty. hahaha finally i told this aspiring photog we WANTED to do this ourselves. hahah u guessed it right. he's not really hot.

the highlight of the night! we saw jade cole of america's next top model, the show which i am like no. 1 fan of! she's hot hot hot hot hot. her black boyfriend was hot hot hot hot hot and shiny too. hahahahah

took a taxi back to nola's place before sleeping in a jacket and being oblivious to the fact that i smell like a cigarette. slept till 12 and had lunch with nola's family, a very friendly and nice one! and went home on train. i almost got into the wrong train! hahahah i didnt know raffles place MRT had 2 floors.

tata! =)

Midnight in Manhattan

2006-12-06T18:59:00.000+08:00

Prom was fun! for photos go to my photobucket link alrighty.
hair and make up was done at vive salon at paragon. that place's really quite good-M.A.C makeup and hairstyling was cool. i spent such a long time there! i'm now inspired to get brown eye shadow for an "intense" look. hahahahah

anw i took a taxi to swisshotel where it was pouring buckets. and made my way up to the room. where i was greeted by "oh my god" etc. thanks man. so not welcoming. TSKTSK.
at least sam and michelle were normal. hahah here's us!

everybody looked great like gwenlyn my chummy from primary 3!

my clique from RJC 3Q! i LOVE these girls. they make classes fun! who can forget our crazy antics!

photos galore on photobucket! here's much love from the girls

shuyi and i were crazy as usual. so here's a peek at what we were doing along the hotel room corridor, with giggles that freaked lizhan out. hahah he has a dirty mind really. shuyi and i were just having fun. hahahaha.

i think we look hungry and tired. wrong effect!

yiling has a really cool photo of us in the club. shall wait for her to send to me! meanwhile, here's mine.

ok, i'm quite tired after the clubbing. nola shuyi(nola's shuyi) and i slumped at the couches.

ok gross i know.

spent the morning after waiting for macs to open. how silly. hahaha. and learning all abt yiling's paparazzi inclinations and Sherlene's Slutty Service-they serve, they satisfy, they satiate. eeeww. hahahahah ok quite crappy eh. wait till u check out yiling's photographs.

ok! now send me ALL the photos with me in it please. i want to see. =)

2006-12-02T21:56:00.000+08:00

aloha folks!

these days have been spent reading really hilarious chick lit. and watching AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL cycle 6. the one i didnt catch at all. hahaha i'm like addicted to it. i even have the theme playing in my head, along with tyra bank's "last week _(insert name of model-wannabe)_ had to leave etc..." hahaha i know. i'm addicted baby.

hahaha and i am MORE than ever convinced to turn skinny. hahaha as if it's by a click of fingers. really. hahaha watching this rocks. then after that go jogging. talk abt motivation.

shopping with jia leeeeeeee and charlene was fun. more like the silly chatter we have. hahaha and i got myself the kinda jeansy top i wanted. yippee! at a fraction of the price of the first one i saw. yea baby. hahaha

i was on the train today. this scene was sooooo cute. this tall, hunky, tan guy was playing with his nieces. like he was so sweet. he let them bully him. awwwwwww. sweet. sweet. a great guy is one who's good with children. hahahaha cool. hahaha and yes i'm nice to children also ok. i know what u are thinking, "like Hui Wen u think u are good with children eh?" hey hey. all my nieces and nephews love me ok.

hahaha ok off to do my own little manicure and continue with my chick lit.

2006-11-28T23:19:00.000+08:00

hiya!

sun and today was shopping with mummy! cool. i LOVE these days.
mon was james bond-casino royale. i think daniel craig's pretty hot, in a rugged and i'm-not-typical-handsome-and-i-know-it-but-i-dont-give-it-a-damn way. ooh. not bad eh.

hahahah even better was eva green. i think she's hot. hahaha i can be so guy-ish. not lesbian ok.

finally settled prom stuff. yaknow when i become a socialite-if ever, hahaha i WILL get personal assistantS, one for hair one for styling one for deciding my meals and one to help me shop for gifts. cool right.

i just realised there's raffles invitational fencing comp. should i go? i havent touched my sabre in CENTURIES. and it kinda clashes with my hair job. how?!

hahahaha i do like to fret over small affairs like these. they represent FREEDOM. hahaha but it's really getting to me. should i go. should i go? SHOULD I GO. SHOULD I GO?!

2006-11-25T22:18:00.000+08:00

hello! i am so efficient! i've already plucked my eyebrows at paragon today! and i rearranged my jewellery into little packages in this cutesy cupboard-like thing. so it doesnt tarnish, yes, evelyn? hahaha =)

my tagboard disappeared when i opened my blog. so i put up a new and VERY incredibly empty one. hahaha ok so tag alright!

shopping with peiqian was fun! though we spent lotsa time laughing at clothes and each other's tastes. gossiping was cool at gelare. where i DIDNT eat any ice cream. yea. i'm proud of myself. ! hahahahah =)

so peiqian and i are on a crazyworking to grab any money spree now. so anything u know that provides relatively good money, TELL ME! hahaha

MOST importantly, i received ANOTHER surprise in my gmail just now. whoa. these days are exciting!

tmr's another shopping date! whee! seeya around darlings!

call me out to hang out ok. i'm free these days. hahahah =)

Prom preparation and all!

2006-11-23T22:34:00.000+08:00

hello! hello! A levels are over! yay! hahahahaha all my to-do stuff can be ticked off!

a sample of it-
pluck eyebrows
clear room (seriously. i'm gonna do that)
buy this jewellery stand for all my barang barang that are all over the place.
etc etc

ok watched HAPPY FEET at vivocity today. it's so funny! i like penguins. i always did. even before this show. intellectual me watched the documentary march of the penguins last year. cool stuff yea. ! =)

anyway nicole kidman sounds real sweet in the show. hahaaha

got a SURPRISE in my gmail today. hahahaahah =)

gonna go shopping tmr with mummy dearest!

i'm currently waiting for my nails to dry. hahahah

i'm gonna read the blind assassin. the book which won a pulitzer prize some years back. i bought it when i was too immature hahaha. so i couldnt undestand it. i'm gonna re-read it. and understand it baby. hahah

meanwhile, i want to give tuition. to earn my own keep. hahaha with the expenses i'm about to incur, i think it's a wise choice. so. if u know anyone who wants tuition, look for me. I'M THE CHINESE GURU. really. ya know chinese is so important now, u don't wanna lag behind. so gimme a ring. hahahah that's my advert. cool stuff yea! hahaha

seeya darlings!

Last Day of School!

2006-10-08T13:50:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLENE! WE LOVE YOU! =)

School was a blast, mainly coz we didnt do anything! cam whoring was at an all time high. pictures like

and for more normal photos

did i say "normal"?

ok presenting my buddies shuyi and sam

who look exactly as they are-silly! hahahaah

and mich who wasnt as silly as them. =)

and i learnt how to use the self timer! hahaaha here's evidence of my genius

my girlies! =)=)=)=)
including evelyn who i didnt know how to talk to in j1! hahahaha confession!

finally, my class! with Ms. Lim!

with Mr. Koh

love ya all! =)

2006-10-05T19:11:00.000+08:00

Greetings everyone. I'm on a Speak-the-Queen's-English campaign now. everyone stop me if u hear "u know" "as in" "like" when they are used in the bimbotic context. =)

alright. today i showed shuyi and co. how my knowledge of star wars is as good as paris hilton's. here's how.

shuyi: " you know orlando bloom in kingdom of heaven (insert glowing adjective of mr. bloom) and his co-star liam neeson. he's the __________ from star wars."
me: "the who?"
shuyi: "he's a jedi."
me: "oh! what colour is he? like what colour is his light sabre?"
shuyi: (with a astonished look! and turns to tubby) "TUBBY! HUI WEN ASK WHAT COLOUR THE JEDI IS?!!!!"

now, at this time. i really didnt know what was wrong with my ans. i mean really. they fight with different colours right? but now i know the good guys are red light sabre and the bad, black light sabre.

hahahah. and i proceeded with more embarrassing star wars lack of knowledge. i told shuyi i watched parts of star wars 4-6. like, you know the one with the princess with like 2 buns?

ok school's been pretty alright. tmr's the last formal day though.

before my above-mentioned campaign overwhelms me, for the last time, hear bimbotic hui wen speak.
this post is like so so so so random. you know it's those i just wanna update kinda entry. but i've got nth to say. as in it doesnt flow properly. yea. alrighty! seeya all in school tmr!

CELEBRATION again. hahahah

2006-09-27T16:53:00.000+08:00

monday was a FABULOUS day! met up with one of my FAVOURITE people on earth-Wanqi~! who makes me laugh like crazy for silly reasons! and she has so GALLANTLY volunteered to turn lesbian FOR ME if one day i decide to change my inclinations. hahahaha ok this sounds freaky. hahahah we lazed around marina square eating and taking photos and trying on clothes. yes we had fun and i've got my eyes on a couple of tops. =) sat is shopping day. with MUMMY! oh and i'm sure wanqi loves that dress i tried at zara. hahah apple crumble at andersons' of denmark was cool. hahaha it brings out the gossipy nature in us. =)

here's my DARLING! from sec 1!

then we went to suntec where we acted like drunkards trying to choose potato chips. i LUGGED two 1 litre bottles and chips to shuyi's house. i NEVER knew her house was so inside. i walked like forever. after surviving the crazily packed 171. and i was wearing pointy toes. when i finally reached, sparkle that dog wouldnt stop walking around me in circles. argh. hahaha then we watched shuyi's silly show. which is kinda good. hahahah and i got a LOVELY surprise from the girls. just as i thought "she's the man" was starting, they brought out a cake! for me! hahaha thanks! =) lovely ya all!

as u can see, i was REALLY excited! hahaha

us!

thanks girls! i had lotsa fun! =)

did u know that the guy in "she's the man" is kinda hot?

anw i gave the class outing to ECP a miss. saw evelyn's blog and i think it was great fun. oh well. hahahah the last time i rollerbladed was when my shoe size was like 6. it's now 8. go figure.
alrighty next time i'll go. =)
school starting tmr.
adios!

I'm 18th!

2006-09-24T12:31:00.000+08:00

hello hello! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! =)

hahahaha ok fri was celebration dinner with nola and siao er! we had loads of fun looking at this guy. who walked in with working clothes and like ripped them off to show HUGE muscles in this tight but kinda nice black top. and i was backfacing him. and i couldnt keep turning back to look! silly nola got to STARE at him. man i sound disgusting. HA.

so here's us!

and us. doing silly things like pretending to be massimo dutti models. hahahahah and i'm like supposed to turn 18? hahahah

ice cream! i LOVE black sesame. yummy. =)

and on sat, my HAVOCers! =) i LOVE those presents! and i'm so touched by their plan to pop up in my house and surprise me! they even planned with my sista! so sneaky. do it next time ok. hahahahaha

bong! i ask her about some many little little things. hahahah

Jiale! =) who panicks over things with me!

Huilian. who asserts that she is THE literary person around. and no one else can be that. including a certain sb who is her neighbour. hahaha for taboo, earthquake is described like this, "Boom! Bang!" ?! like what on earth is that la! hahahaha

Charlene! we are so geeky. i meant for taboo, i say CO2 SO2 nitrous oxides and she guesses global warming immediately! and for "focus" i just hafta say you _________ the microscope. !
and she says geostationary_________ for me to guess "orbit" IMMEDIATELY man. we LOVE our science.

i was immensely thirsty. i needed a one litre drink.

=)
-the very grown up 18 year old Hui Wen.

HELLO!

2006-09-21T21:44:00.000+08:00

Prelims are over! =)

watched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA today! i LOVE it. i LOVE the clothes. i LOVE anne hathaway. (i'm not lesbian) i think meryl streep is uber cool. i'm so inspired to be like size zero now. hahahahaahahah

A huge thanks to JESLYN, my PW mate who thinks my birthday is today. hahahah thanks anw =) A huge thanks to ETHEL and SHERLENE today! for the present (in advance) hahah and movie and threading and shopping. =)

tmr's a fun day. shopping for the FIRST time with........... SHUYI! hahahah at this point in time, i still dunno what to eat for lunch tmr. and i'm supposed to decide. i'm waiting for my sister to come home n tell me what's yummy. hahahah followed by that would be dinner with nola/others? =)

sat! there's celebration with yuna jiale charlene huilian for YOU-KNOW-WHAT: my 18th BIRTHDAY! =) yes you, the reader! celebrate with me. celebrate with me. celebrate with me. celebrate with me. hahaha good old yuna booked me long before prelims. hahahah =)

oh! watched nelly furtado's new song's mtv. i totallyLOVE her! like she is so sleazy. but i LOVE those catchy tunes! hahaha ok on to more sleazy songs! hahahaah and Justin timberlake is sooo hot. although i suspect he may have a higher voice than me. hahahah i still LOVE him.

and. i'm going jogging tmr. size zero, baby here i come!

2006-08-21T23:45:00.000+08:00

there's a H~U~G~E! blue black on my thigh. my momentum as i rushed to the loo after i woke up late caused me to BANG into my table and it is so painful. i would have screamed but it was too early. dun wanna wake the whole world up. hahaha i literally saw the blue black coming out with the little blood vessels and capillaries bursting. woah. hahah

and i just spent loads of time rubbing it. it's now red. yay. means it's gonna heal soon. tmr i VOW to NOT hit against the table AGAIN.

shuyi's relevation abt her dream gave me good memories of my usher-as-my-boyfriend and we're so having fun clubbing in some club dream. =)

maybe i'll dream of that later. =)
good night folks.

2006-08-20T21:32:00.000+08:00

ALL's good now. =)

i've been such an absolute lazybum. no exercise at all this weekend.
i'm eating LESS during recess ok.

oh! the rally! apparently they filmed the audience and some guy fell asleep! sis' live commentary is so EXCITING!

i'm NOT tofu skin, evelyn. this is called FAIR. =) tofu skin sounds so sick. hahahaah

righty i'm going back to my books after sending the physics stuff to class ppl.
seeya!

2006-08-17T19:00:00.000+08:00

hello! first of all, i really wanna say: don't hate me or think i'm evil when u don't know the details. things go beyond the surface. and it's true that everyone wants to be liked, i'm no exception. but i should n am learning that maybe what people think does not matter, what matters is the truth. and if i am not supposed to get all this criticism then i shouldnt care what people say. this is bothering me BIG TIME. so yea. i feel like a wronged celebrity in those glossy magazines. ha. DONT LAUGH.

but dont get me wrong: i still care for my friends a lot. and i really really really really still want YOU ALL (ppl who MAY think my teeth grow longer and i hunt for blood at night like a vampire) to like me and be my friend. =)

i really dont like to be judged unfairly. come on, do you?

ooh that's like a statement a celebrity's publicist would make. hahah. DONT LAUGH again.

alrighty i'm outta here.
seeya.
lotsa love,
NOT! mr NICE-GUY (i can't believe how silly that was.)

KOPED from sinhui

2006-08-13T12:47:00.000+08:00

DONT SCOLD ME SINHUI. =) because i'm such a geek i'm amused by this. like seriously very amused. hahahahaha and i've got nth to put on my blog. no exciting words in my brain now.

Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. (Johnny Depp is uber cool. Geroge Clooney is so hot. oldER men are hot. ! )
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (i've still got that lil bruise from squeezing my feet into my sis' pretty pointy heels. )
One mood all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. ( oh! i bring tonnes of stuff for a small weekend trip. i'm so gonna need a container for a month long holiday. i dunno how some pple can get such cool bags which conceals all the baggage. hahah)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. ( if u dont invite me. i'll be angry. and i'll probably kill you. HA =)
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You can never be pregnant.

avuncular

2006-08-06T17:20:00.000+08:00

here's a cool word! AVUNCULAR.

betcha havent even seen this word in your life! hahahahah this word, along with plebian pariah, is going into my funky words dictionary. bet u didnt know i have such an intellectual and cool hobby of collecting words. hahaha =)

anw siyuan: anonymous is simply a very bored and LOUSY tasteD shuyi during pe survey class.

hahahah oh the blocked nose's gone. the gum's healthy and the tooth's intact. the cough's going away. so all's great. =)

i'll seeya soon! adios. =)

2006-07-29T18:17:00.000+08:00

i'm ill! blocked nose. infected nasal tract. on antibiotics. on nose drops. i sound like i'm speaking through a pillow. did i mention my gum's still a lil swollen?

but! there are things to be done. stuff to be studied. things to check out. time is short.

control is key. *in a zen-like voice*

i'm so talking to myself.

alrighty seeya.

=)

2006-07-25T23:21:00.000+08:00

WISDOM TOOTH:
since my gum's causing me so much pain. i shall announce that i'm not gonna talk a lot tmr. so don't keep talking to me. hahaha oh man. that's gonna be so painful. (no pun intended man)

ok and today i was multi award winning photographer. oh shuyi: i was photographer to so many ppl dressed in those blue graduation robes! whoo! like national geographic- the human version. hahahahah!

on a separate note, u know how everyone like teases and suans each other. i mean it's fun and all (come on, i like get laughed at and i laugh n make good fun of ppl) but there's really a limit. sometimes it crosses the limit and that just puts me off. like totally. and that makes me sick. to the stomach. totally disgusted.
so maybe it's my tooth and gum giving me these thoughts but u know, my point still stands.

alrighty peace out.

2006-07-20T18:34:00.000+08:00

got the prelim timetable and first thing that crossed my mind was:

I CAN CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY AND PARTY FOR MANY DAYS!

hahah!

remember to celebrate my birthday ok. so many days to do so. =)

hahaha till then, it's study for me. =)

bye!

2006-07-14T18:07:00.000+08:00

it's been 6 days since we last met and now you're flying off so soon! i'll miss you so much!
come back for christmas and we'll go party! =)

TCC chats are sooooo fun! especially when u get treated. hahah =)

wanqi! i LOVE you! =) hahahaha i ALWAYS have so much fun with you!=) ok if i VIP i'll bring you! =) hahaha sinyee is voluptous. i'm so direct. =)

just watched PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN and this is my whatthecrap face after MOI LOVER got eaten by a huge SOTONG. ok i didnt spoil the show for anyone. hahahaah =) u wouldnt know who MOI LOVER is wad. right? right.

ok i'm outta here. gonna pass my shopping list to my sis who's bangkok shopping tmr! and anyone seen sotongs? i'm so gonna stuff my fork into them and kill them. and keira knightley too.
hahah ok peace out. homework here i come. =)

2006-07-03T20:56:00.000+08:00

hello! school's starting tmr!

sun was a great day! great family outing! shopping and eating together, sth we havent done in ages! =)=)=)=)

oh and my sis got working clothes! and i tried them on! hahah i look so professional! hahahaha ok

anyway i'm not trying to act like some soccer pro coz i'm not. but! i really think that rooney has only himself to blame for the sending off and i think cristiano ronaldo is just cunning/VERY eager to win? besides he wants to leave man u and join real madrid. but look beckham also pretended to fall last world cup against argentina to get a penalty shot. like nobody complained? and it wasnt like england was soo gonna win and come on, rooney wasn't exactly creating magic when he was on the field? like seriously he's overrated. and theo walcott? like who is that?!

ok so yea anyway i think france is gonna whip portugal! ooh wanqi's zinedine zidane! HAHAH!

these days have been sooo hot. my convectional rain theory, however still worked this morning when it rained a little. hahah

alrighty adios! (doing a little alliteration!)

2006-07-02T10:26:00.000+08:00

WHY DID BRAZIL GET OUT???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid france.

at least portugal is in and england is out. YAY!

germany is one psycho team.

italy has TOTTI!

ok i'm gonna support france since they have won brazil! u know like when i fence i like to support the person who beat me to show that she is pro! hahahahahaahahahahahaah

and germany! yay! i want a germany-france final.

anyway! nanyang fun fair was fun! all our food drinks play were sponsored by bong who had sooo much fun fair money! hahaha
i got my nails done! in......vampire red! hahah and nice SWEET flowers and gems. yay!
my class is still so crappy! and so much fun to tease MRS LIU abt a non-existent relationship! hahaha

we chatted at TCC for soooo long and went to nooch to eat! yay

rite. i went shopping on fri with nola! always fun! got myself a GREAT top! at FCUK! got too excited and told nola "let's go to FU.." and then i realised wad i was saying and trailed off....! hahahaha

i'm gonna start mugging on tues. and it will be at bullet-train speed all till 'A's.

YAY!!!!

2006-06-30T10:44:00.000+08:00

CTs are over! yippee!
but i woke up at like 7.40 am today?! guess my brain's still working in the morning mode!

hahahaah watched superman yesterday! not bad. hahahah shuyi don't kill me, but kate bosworth got a nice photo taken at the premiere and she's gonna co-star with her BOYFRIEND orlando bloom in a new movie soon. HAHAHAHA the superman brandon routh is soooooo muscular. yea some trivia here: he gained 22 pounds of muscle for the role. hahahah i'm sure u're so enlightened now!

so SPAIN is out. FRANCE's still got it i see. ok i dont want zidane to go out without a whimper also. hahah but they will fall to BRAZIL. really. my hottie RONALDINHO is playing real well! and his similar-name fren RONALDO just broke the record.! yay

hahah and and and i bumped into so many ppl yest. for instance, cheryl koh and chunli! i havent seen them for ages. hahahah and sinyee n others too! and i msged my ultra cool SAS kiddo fren and she's in town! whooopeee~! we wanna hang out (the way she says go out) hahah soon! but slow poke wanqi is still having tests. tsktsk. ok soon yea. before she disappears again without saying goodbye. like how hard is it to say goodbye. huh. [ whoa! line koped from superman-lois lane] hahahah =)=)=)=)

cool stuff! and i'm supposed to exchange presents with weee! hahaah so silly. but fun!
alrighty time to shower and like go sHOPPInG?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seeya all soon! *many shopping bags later!*

Replies to tags + SPAIN! =)

2006-06-21T19:04:00.000+08:00

i MISS you wanqi! haahahahaha we must go out and party soon! with MIA liu a ding ding and blursinyee! whee! hahahah and like only u and i have such erm EXOTIC taste. (i dont know anyone else who has him on their eye candy list!) having said that, i think ronaldinho is UBER HOT! i think talent n skills are soooo SEXY! and the toothy grin, is just icing on the cake. =) hahahah ok i shall stop before i sound like some crazed woman!

jon u dont bluff! there are NO skateboard wheels ok. hahaha ok even if there were, tell me how else can make it look soooo cool? huh?! ok maybe JOHNNY DEPP!

so i'm am NOT morphing into some american housewife with nth better to do! WHEW! hahah my pleasure is shared by jeslyn n wanqi and i bet just abt everyone out there! hahah i mean really it is a HIGHLY entertaining show! some stuff are not that superficial too! hahah

oh yes!
my FAVOURITE soccer teams are BRAZIL AND SPAIN!!!!! whee! i've always supported brazil coz the hot kaka and the hot ronaldinho n his fren ronaldo are in it! hahahah and i ADMIT i support them coz they are the champions. although they are not so good now.

SPAIN is my NEW LOVE! hahaha they're GOOD! not just because raul and torres make good eye candy. i've always LOVED raul from like the Euro cup in 2004! hahah and torres is like yuna's eye candy! hahahah

england is so boring. seriously. but it was the first team i watched coz i knew the players! hahaha

germany's good coz they were the underdogs but now! considered to be a threat. i support underdogs! coz like when i fence the pro fencers, i want an upset! and it can happen really. so yea! =) hahah

alrighty! GO SPAIN! and BRAZIL! =) and of course ronaldinho! i hope u score some goals soon! =) (i'm SURE he's reading my blog. DON'T LAUGH ok.)

2006-06-20T09:25:00.000+08:00

hello!

watched LORD OF THE RINGS yest. this is like the one i liked the most coz there's so much MORE action than the 1st one! aragorn almost died. legolas shoots his nice funky arrows using some plank and he rolls down the steps! cool! yay! and there's SIGNIFICANTLY less frodo than the 3rd part. i remember watching the RETURN OF THE KING and punching in the air animatedly with my bestie-WANQI! as i try to direct the LOUSY frodo as he "i want to destroy the ring/NO i want to keep the ring n hallucinate all the time" and his "sam! gollum is not evil!" i was soooo irritated with him! hahaha not to mention i drank too much. hahah oh but RETURN OF THE KING had SOOOOO many scenes of my favourite character: Arwen! =) she's GORGEOUS! really.

yesterday was so silly! yuna bong n i were exchanging views of our soccer hotties! hahaha n she is sooo bad. tsktsk. and i played a GREAT trick on charlene c. HAHAH flirt so OPENLY!!!?! tsktsk charlene c is a silly n naughty girl.

i think oprah winfrey show is nice too. i clap along as i take in the wonderous weight loss of the people featured! oh no! am i morphing into an american housewife with NOTHING TO DO?!?!?!?!

2006-06-10T19:34:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE LIN! =)=)=)=)

yay! yest was kinda fun! hahah silly DDR-ing and eye toying! oh jon the polar bear, or THE BEAST, as he is known in the WWE world, is surprisingly good at DDR. must be the practice at home. and i BEAT lizhan in DDR challenge he so silly-ly suggested we have. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh man! i realised with my intuitive tag board reading skills that tub got wee in his obs grp! hahahahahahahah wee is such a poor thing--> tub talks and yaks non-stop. hahah this is to get back at tub for saying i'm wad? retarded? hello! i'm INTELLECTUAL ok.

=) ok watching fencing competition at smu was hilarious! nola is a silly flirt. hahaha

i bought a skirt, a top, heels and wallet from shopping! yay! =) the skirt n heels were a STEAL. ohmygawd! wad a coup! =) now i need a jacket and more shoes and more bags and more accessories and more tops! and shorts! and erm more skirts wouldn't hurt! hahaha

but now! it's time to mug mug mug mug. then i can watch the exciting world cup matches when they come along. yay!

Secret Things

2006-06-06T20:29:00.000+08:00

hahahaha secret things photos! =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABRIELLE LEE SHUYI, in advance! =) hope u had a great surprise!

so evelyn jeslyn sam mich and i met earlier to play! hahah mascara is fun. although i have not-so-long eye lashes.

birthday girl and us!

BITCH (term of endearment) bag specially chosen by me!

ha! jeslyn is BOOBY!

hahah cya all!

=)

2006-06-04T11:27:00.000+08:00

CALLING ALL CAMWHORES DURING SIYUAN'S PARTY!!!!

PICTURES ARE UP AT MY PHOTOBUCKET LINK. GO TO MY LINKS N LOOK UNDER MY PICTURES, CLICK SIYUAN PARTY AND VOILA! SAVE ALL UR FACES. =)=)=)=)

ok i didnt mean to shout. was really excited. hahaha ok. evelyn jeslyn i WANT MY PHOTOS from SECRET THINGS that happened on sat. =)

end of announcement.

Siyuan's SURPRISE party

2006-06-02T11:51:00.000+08:00

PW group(-angel )
1 for A1. hahah show offs we are.

GOODBYE SIYUAN, I WILL MISS YOU! =)

party yest at jon's igloo was fun! and touching. really.

after chem lecture sam shuyi n i went to eat at yoshinoya where we stuff sam with the chawamushi n got our power cards. hahah

then we decided to make rice krispes and marshmallow. for the party! yay

we headed to shuyi's house n started our domestic goddess role. hahah

that's melted butter + marshmallow!

then we made videos teaching wannabe goddesses how to make the PERFECT rice krispes thing. hahahha HILARIOUS!

we proceeded to double layer! to look like siyuan. HAHA

i look like a chee ko pek stalker. oh man.

but here's shuyi.

ok u see why we eventually chickened out and went in normal clothes. hahah

and then we went to jon's igloo and i played truth or dare with jeslyn sinhui MINGCHUAN sherlene yiling. hahaha uncovered SECRETS! hahah cool stuff.

the food was good and the video was sooooooo sweet. i didnt know there were so many shots of me. hahah i'm gonna get guangmian to send me some silly photos with me in there. hahah i'm so proud of jon n guangmian for the excellent animations n editing. =)

and siyuan u HAVE to bring that disc to US. must watch on comp for clearer sounds. hahah

ok all photowhores i will upload the photos to photobucket soon. then u just save it ok. ok ciao!

hello! holiday!

2006-05-30T22:42:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, JIALE!

hope u had fun! it wasnt easy lugging that huge blown up elmo around ok. everyone kept STARING! hahah =) but i had fun! hahah

Max Brenner was nice! with melted droste choc. hahah

Bong has LOUSY sense of direction. how can anyone forget the place soooo fast?!

it was fun! rivertaxi ride! hahah and jane+tiff+tyunn are real funnny! =)

ok! anw. to shuyi and sinn: i have made my choice. i hereby renew my LOVE for johnny depp. my ONE n only. hahaha ok my husband--> johhny depp, is starring in Pirates of the Caribbean 2 soon!!!! hahah see? my love is renewed with fervour.

lunch with sam+shuyi was fun! hahaha gossiping and stuff. our very FIRST lunch. can u believe it. oh man. we need MORE! hahah =)

i like raffles city. i like guess. i like the g-star miss sixty store. i like the espirit shop. i even like the coach shop.

X-Men

2006-05-29T10:37:00.000+08:00

PW lunch was fun! and hilarious! what with our rounds of silly "i never" to dig out pasts! and "truth or dare" where marcus did the silliest thing EVER. hahah siyuan ur secret's safe with us! ahahahahaha!
oh another note, kenny rogers' macaroni n cheese POISONED me. oh man.
FREE movie was fun! and we had fun fighting for 16 seats in the middle rows and 4 right in front! hahah lizhan was trying to bump joel n mich there but joel had the tix! so they just started fighting there n then. soooo awfully embarrassing. i tried to help! but joel so mean. he just moved my leg away to get those by now very very torn tickets. tsktsk

anw i sat with jeslyn and sinhui who brought along 3 frens! hahah so cheapskate! ok kidding. hahah

the movie was kinda silly but lotsa action! but hugh jackman looked like a monster. so hairy. yucks. hahah

went to look for carl's jnr in suntec and finally ate at the fountain area where we dedicated sth for siyuan! we're like the SWEETEST. hahah

and the burger is huge. evelyn took this hungry greedy me photo. but i cant upload it! gasps!
ok then we stoned in starbucks where we had like NO conversation. ohmygawd! awkward silence everywhere. sooooooooooo excruciating!
we finally left at ard 9.30pm.

to ans shuyi's tag:
how to choose between johnny depp

and hugh jackman

???? how am i supposed to choose?!

Movie at CATHAY!

2006-05-24T22:14:00.000+08:00

lemme ans some tags:
sinhui: ok i'll treat u to ONE nugget to make up for the SMALL or-cheh. hahah
yockteng: wad snowfight???? wad are u talking abt?! hahah
siyuan (or syuan as he so prefers since he's getting all r-coloured and angmoh-rish in pronounciation hahah) : halle berry is ok larh. hugh jackman is da man. i'll convince u if u're watching on sat! hahah
jon: yay! i'm PRO at locks ok. hahah yay thanks in advance for the movie.

alrighty finished GP exam today! great great great great day! hahah had fun with the HAVOCers (as usual!) hahah =)=)=)=) gossiping is ohsofun! hahah and lotsa catching up done! it's a wonder how we can stand each other for sooooooo long! hahhaah

so we went to the new CATHAY cinema in dhoby ghaut to watch Da Vinci code. was not bad. but the book is better. seriously. hahah i'm glad i havent read x men yet, if not i'm sooo gonna whine on sat! hahah ok soo the theatre was GREAT! we got the GRAND CINEPLEX, thanks to my ingenious choosing of timings. hahha and we got real centralised seats. good stuff. and and and and the ADIDAS shop there is GORGEOUS! i LOVE the stella mccartney collection. it's so cool n girlish n SPORTY! hahaha bet i can run the marathon in those clothes. i mean they really make u feel like a million bucks when exercising! usually i'm just like in my by now very hairy and faded raffles shirts and some secondary shirt. hahah so. i'm gonna bring my mummy to that shop! hahha and there are sooo FEW ppl there. really. i think that place is cool. that building- u can get a wax, an eyebrow trim, and ice cream, albeit puke-inducing ben & jerrys. and MOVIES! yay i think they shld pay me for the above advert. hahah

but lunch was such a let-down. shall not elaborate on it! hahah

i juts learnt a by now old secret, well let's just say would u date sb 20 yrs ur senior?!
hands up if it's johnny depp! *my hands are soooooo high up!* hahah
i think i hear silly jokes abt me n old age! stop it ok.
seriously.......no.